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-Short Attention Span Theater-

Massachusetts Home Intruder Turns Out to be a Duck

2014-04-10

[An Nahar] Police in Massachusetts responding to reports of an intruder in a woman's home quickly quacked the case.

A North Reading (REH'-ding) woman called police Saturday from her upstairs bedroom to report that she heard loud banging noises downstairs and feared someone had broken into her home.

Officers who responded found no sign of a break-in.

But during a quick search of the home, police found a soot-covered wood duck.

Police say it appears the duck got in through the chimney.

An officer caught the duck and released it into a nearby pond.

Posted by:Fred

#9 didn' t the aflac duck just get out of the hospital?

Posted by: USN,ret 2014-04-10 23:09

#8 They could have at least tazed it or something.

Posted by: gorb 2014-04-10 22:35

#7 If it quacks like a duck...

In some parts of the world, we put screens over the chimney flue to keep out fowl and the odd badger.

Posted by: SteveS 2014-04-10 21:08

#6 Barb, if she had a gun she would be in jail for both the gun and for shooting an unarmed intruder AND the greenies would be after her too.

This IS Massaholia after all.

Posted by: AlanC 2014-04-10 18:36

#5 Why a duck?

Posted by: Groucho 2014-04-10 17:19

#4 A wood duck? Good lord Barb you gotta think of your teefs.

/olde, verily.

Posted by: Shipman 2014-04-10 15:52

#3 If she'd just (a) had a firearm, and (b) shot the intruder, she'd have dinner!

Posted by: Barbara 2014-04-10 13:19

#2 Wonder what the response time was, if it was an intruder with mallard intention.

Posted by: swksvolFF 2014-04-10 11:34

#1 Considering it's Massachusetts, I'm surprised the cops didn't arrest the woman for harboring a wildfowl without a permit.

Posted by: Pappy 2014-04-10 09:35

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