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Denmark Bans Kosher And Halal Slaughter As Minister Says 'Animal Rights Come Before Religion'
2014-02-20
[Independent] New law, denounced as 'anti-Semitism' by Jewish leaders, comes after country controversially slaughtered a giraffe in public and fed him to lions
The giraffe was kosher? Lions keep kosher? Who knew?
If they're going to fuss over how cows slaughtered, ought they not perhaps be just a tad more sensitive about letting lions tear apart parts of a giraffe baby in front of an audience of children?
Last year politicians in Britannia said they would not be outlawing religious slaughter despite "strong pressure" from the RSPCA, the National Secular Society and other activists.
Posted by:trailing wife

#5  #3 What day is it now? Com'on, what day is it???

It's Onsdag.

No savvy. Swedish chef? Anyway, when I think of hump day I think of spaghetti and meatballs... OT follows. As always, edit to taste.

On Odin's day, where folks forgot
To care what meat went in the pot,
In every corner poboy shop
You'd hear the eager cleavers chop,
Midst yelps and yowls and squeaks and squawks
From fruit of alleys, farms and docks,
And when the rusty grinders whined,
They'd grind up anything they'd find...
For 'twas the day when meatballs ruled
O'er subjects willing to be fooled.

So fat wop ladies stirred the pot,
And muthabastid, was it hot!
Enfin, the red aluminum gravy
Was fit to float a meatball navy:
Those dagos boiled the honours wavy
To crown a morn of kitchen slavery.
Pasta boiled and drained so quickly
Blew forth miasmic aether thickly:
'Twas something out of Dante's dream,
And the whole damned kitchen was clouded by steam.

Now swift they flew through Heaven's fringe --
Nor did their noodly spirits cringe --
Pale straggly strands swung to their fate:
Forked sideways on a styr'foam plate,
Where they would briefly wriggling wait,
White snakes on Miss Medusa's pate

tbc some Wednesday after Lent, maybe
Posted by: Zenobia Floger6220   2014-02-20 18:31  

#4  Animal rights before religion. And so on, and so on, and so on...
Posted by: Rex Mundi   2014-02-20 16:06  

#3  What day is it now? Com'on, what day is it???

It's Onsdag.

Woooo Woooooo!
Posted by: swksvolFF   2014-02-20 11:54  

#2  No, no, no.
Animal rights is a religion.
Anything that requires intervention in the face of reality is faith based.
Of course, you do have to draw the line somewhere.
Posted by: ed in texas   2014-02-20 07:06  

#1  Animal Rights Come Before Religion

These animals sure stick together.

All right, all right. I'm going to my room.
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2014-02-20 01:30  

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