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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Naked Woman Jumps Out Boy's Bedroom Window
2014-02-12
[THESMOKINGGUN] An Arizona woman jumped from the second-floor bedroom of a 15-year-old boy after his mother caught her cavorting naked with the teen last month, Sherlocks report.
This sort of thing happens to teenage boys all the time. At least that's what they tell each other.
Keri Gonzalez, 34, broke her ankle when she crashed to the ground outside the residence in Marana, a town 30 miles northwest of Tucson.

According to the Pinal County Sheriff's Office, Gonzalez snuck into the home after the boy's mother fell asleep. The boy said that he and Gonzalez consumed alcohol she had brought to the home, and "had sex twice that evening" before his mother caught them in bed, deputies reported.

The boy's mother told Sherlocks that she awoke around 2 AM on January 21 to "knocking sounds by the stairs and on the wall." When she sought to enter her son's room, the door was locked. When her son subsequently opened the door, his mother spotted "a naked female crouching down on the floor between the bed and wall. The mother yelled at the female to get out of her house."

After gathering her clothes, Gonzalez exited via the window. The boy's mother spotted Gonzalez "limping as she walked down the street away from the home," deputies noted.

After fleeing the home, Gonzalez later returned to report to the boy's mother that she had broken her ankle. The teen's mother recognized Gonzalez as a "family acquaintance" whom she had previously caught "flirting" with her son.

During a January 25 police interview, Gonzalez, who had a cast on her ankle, provided a deputy with "information which helped to verify what the mother and victim had said occurred." She was later incarcerated
... anything you say can and will be used against you, whether you say it or not...
for sexual misconduct with a minor and providing false information to police, and booked in to the county jail, where the above mug shot was taken.
Posted by:Fred

#9  suspect Keri will be filing an insurance claim against Mom for her personal injury; since it happened on their premises and all.
Posted by: USN, Ret.   2014-02-12 23:20  

#8  C'mon guys! Ya know prison garb is unflattering. Besides with enough paint a pig can smell like a bouquet or something like that.
Posted by: AlmostAnonymous5839   2014-02-12 12:58  

#7  Reminds me of the movie "Weird Science".

Posted by: Omearong the Really Smart2859   2014-02-12 11:46  

#6  I had such a deprived youth.
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2014-02-12 10:37  

#5  ..this is a story the kid will be telling forever! Ms. Gonzalez not so much..
Posted by: Uncle Phester   2014-02-12 10:01  

#4  Great pic of the perp; glad I waited before having my morning bagel...
Posted by: Raj   2014-02-12 09:35  

#3  Is she a teacher? There have been a few cases of female teacher-molestors recently.
Posted by: Eric Jablow   2014-02-12 09:32  

#2  Think she'll get the same time that most 34 year old males caught in the bedroom of a 15 year old girl would get? Nah. Remember its not true equality if it doesn't carry the same responsibilities and consequences.
Posted by: Procopius2k   2014-02-12 08:52  

#1  The kid should stick with his Playboy fantasies.
Posted by: JohnQC   2014-02-12 08:39  

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