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| Obama's high school pot dealer was beaten to death with a hammer by his gay lover over flatulenc |
| 2014-01-29 |
| President ObamaÂ’s high school pot dealer who he thanked in his yearbook for the 'good times' was beaten to death by his lover after a series of fights over flatulence and drugs, MailOnline can reveal today. Raymond Boyer, known as 'Gay Ray' to Obama and his marijuana smoking 'Choom Gang', was bludgeoned to death with a hammer seven years after he sold the future president and his friends drugs. His lover Andrew Devere, a male prostitute, gave police a laundry list of reasons for the killing, including that Boyer, a surfer and unemployed chef, constantly put him down, made him beg for drugs and had a habit of breaking wind in his face. |
| Posted by:Beavis |
| #3 Wonderful ES! only missing a 'Burma Shave' sign at the end. |
| Posted by: USN, Ret. ontheroad 2014-01-29 22:49 |
| #2 He who once purveyed choom to the Bammer, Later on met his doom when a hammer Cracked his mullet toupee -- 'Twas the end of Gay Ray, And the whoring, the farting, the glamour! |
| Posted by: Enver Snusotle5630 2014-01-29 21:50 |
| #1 "Devere's new wife Elizabeth told MailOnline doing drugs is fine if you are rich and 'have the tools to deal with it' but not if you are poor with problems." ...now there's a girl I'm sure knows her white count... |
| Posted by: Uncle Phester 2014-01-29 21:47 |