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Africa North
Egyptians disguised as women caught in Beida
2013-12-12
[Libya Herald] Eight Egyptian men, caught in Beida dressed in women's black abayas and face veils, are being questioned as to their real motives in being in Libya. None was in possession of a Libyan visa in his passport.

The eight were tossed in the slammer
Drop the gat, Rocky, or you're a dead 'un!
yesterday at a checkpoint at on the outskirts of the town by soldiers from Security Battalion 405, according to the Libyan news agency LANA.

Battalion commander Abdul-Rahman Muftah said that members of his battalion became suspicious about the unaccompanied veiled women travelling together.
"Real women don't travel unescorted. Besides, you shoulda seen the Adam's apples on 'em -- monstrous they were!"
When challenged, the two drivers, both Libyans, refused to allow their vehicles to be searched and tried to drive off at speed. But members of the battalion opened fire, forcing them to stop. Muftah said that in the shooting one of the Egyptians was injured.
Posted by:Fred

#7  "OK mister, the game is up. Hey...is that a bomb in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"

"Yes Officer."
Posted by: swksvolFF   2013-12-12 18:22  

#6  Hell now I need a fainting couch.
Posted by: Shipman   2013-12-12 17:36  

#5  members of his battalion became suspicious about the unaccompanied veiled women travelling together

"What made you suspicious?"

"Dere ankles wuz shaved!"
Posted by: Pappy   2013-12-12 10:05  

#4  They got lost on their way to Bourbon Street on Labor Day.
Posted by: Glenmore   2013-12-12 08:05  

#3  Eight Egyptian men, caught in Beida dressed in women's black abayas and face veils, are being questioned as to their real motives in being in Libya.

"we was looking for husbands"
Posted by: Frank G   2013-12-12 07:59  

#2  Just so it wasn't women disguised as Egyptians. In other news, the Egyptian national anthem is still Bilady, Bilady, Bilady. But what the hell.

tap tap tap

maestosissimo, like Handel doing Verdi

We love you, big Egypt
Of the Nile, you're the jewel
The weather is gorgeous
If you think hot is cool
We pity the Hebrews
Who mess with our fuul
Our hearts are true to you
So please don't be cruel!

We're one half Mohammed
And one half Abdul
So Cairo ain't Paris
It sure beats Kabul
Our bigshots have milked dry
The cattle they rule
We're yours, great big Egypt,
So push in our stool!

A plow made of wood
Is the national tool
All the neat stuff we have
Makes those joo bastids drool
Our national mascot
Is a ghoul wrapped in tulle
Okay, so it's linen --
I'll throw in a mule!

Meh. Gut nuthin but insomnia.
Posted by: Zenobia Floger6220   2013-12-12 04:21  

#1  Sodomy, dressing up as women... ya know, Islam is a lot more fun than they let on.
Posted by: SteveS   2013-12-12 00:16  

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