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| Major Donor Complains About No Valet Parking at White House |
| 2013-11-27 |
| [WEEKLYSTANDARD] At a Beverly Hills estate last night, President B.O. heard a complaint from a major donor: There's no valet parking at the White House. The complaint was made by Haim Saban, who hosted a fundraiser with the president last night. Via the pool report: Haim Saban introduced President B.O. with a four-minute speech that needled the commander in chief for the lack of valet parking at the White House. Saban said, "Last Friday, the president and first lady were very generous and kind with their time, they invited us to the White House for a very small intimate dinner. And we had a wonderful time -- great food, great company, very inspiring. No valet parking! You know what? I had to walk to the White House. We have valet parking at the Sabans! So, Mr. President, if you would, please, thank you. Taxpayers' money? I'll fund it, no problem." President B.O. responded to the valet parking complaint: President B.O. then spoke for about 14 minutes. He began by saying, "Now, let me clarify something. First of all, there was valet parking -- for Cheryl. We thought it was appropriate for Haim to get some exercise. Cheryl, being the wonderful person that she is, declined the valet parking, and so she might have joined him. But I would have been happy to have her drive right up into the South Lawn." |
| Posted by:Fred |
| #12 Don't like Nick Saban either. Go Auburn! |
| Posted by: Glenmore 2013-11-27 19:12 |
| #11 Saban says his greatest concern is to protect Israel. What an eejit to think the guy without valet parking is on the same page as he is. |
| Posted by: Jack is Back! 2013-11-27 18:04 |
| #10 got my vote |
| Posted by: Frank G 2013-11-27 17:03 |
| #9 Yep, in running for Snark '0 the Month. |
| Posted by: Shipman 2013-11-27 15:51 |
| #8 Snark o the Day there brerRabbit. |
| Posted by: Deacon Blues 2013-11-27 14:50 |
| #7 Ya think life's a bitch and then you meet the first lady. |
| Posted by: BrerRabbit 2013-11-27 14:39 |
| #6 What, the Sabans don't have a driver? How very low rent. |
| Posted by: KBK 2013-11-27 09:35 |
| #5 Oligarchs bitch'n. Entertaining. Now that it's public, maybe an IRS audit is in order. |
| Posted by: Procopius2k 2013-11-27 07:57 |
| #4 In the early days Champ was well-trained in taqiyya. Haim Saban is worth about $3.4 bil. Pay for it yourself whiner--don't expect the taxpayers to pick your tab. |
| Posted by: JohnQC 2013-11-27 06:38 |
| #3 they invited us to the White House for a very small intimate dinner. That interesting starter was not foie gras as Champ indicated, but rather rillette du man. Apologies, he has never been fond of the truth or the Jew. |
| Posted by: Besoeker 2013-11-27 06:25 |
| #2 If you like your valet parking, you can keep your valet parking. |
| Posted by: tu3031 2013-11-27 01:31 |
| #1 arrogant f*ckers IMPEACHMENT is the solution |
| Posted by: Mikey Hunt 2013-11-27 01:00 |