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Cleveland kidnapper commits suicide in jail
2013-09-04
a little hot in hell, Ariel? Say hi to Uday and Qusay.
Posted by:Frank G

#10  Maybe Manning will take the plunge. Or perhaps he'll do it in the traditional German method of suicide in prison: Shooting himself in the head, twice.
Posted by: Silentbrick - Oil Rig Insanity Division   2013-09-04 19:14  

#9  Much better to have suicide assistance.

Sounds like a ballot initiative for Oregon to add by next year.
Posted by: Procopius2k    2013-09-04 17:30  

#8  I'm guessing he had a lot of time to really think about what he'd done and what they do to child molesters and such in prison

No, his ego couldn't handle the sentence.
Posted by: Pappy   2013-09-04 14:02  

#7  Good Riddance.
Posted by: Redneck Jim   2013-09-04 11:32  

#6  The red line....burly, smiling inmates ?
Posted by: Besoeker   2013-09-04 10:39  

#5  I'm guessing he had a lot of time to really think about what he'd done and what they do to child molesters and such in prison.

I've always been surprised why we have a suicide watch in prison. Much better to have suicide assistance. Make sure nobody is pushed into it, and legalities are all taken care of and all that but by all means, if you'd prefer to death row yourself who are we to deny.

Heck, I'd even say the state should throw in a last meal as if it were an official execution to be eaten after the fatal pill is swallowed so there are no take-backs. Or if you prefer you can take a massive overdose of drugs so maybe you'll be smiling as you kick. Whatever, you won't be missed.
Posted by: rjschwarz   2013-09-04 10:33  

#4  He didn't like being caged. Prolly never occurred to him his victims didn't like it either...

Comment of the day
Posted by: M. Murcek   2013-09-04 10:01  

#3  Can you picture the guards that gave him CPR?

"Give me a C"
"C"
"Give me a P"
"P"
Give me an R"
"R"
"what's it Spell?"
"VICTORY"

Posted by: AIRANDEE   2013-09-04 09:55  

#2  and all it costs is a couple extra pair shoelaces or bed sheets
Posted by: Frank G   2013-09-04 09:35  

#1  Saved us millions of dollars. Should be an investment option made available to the entire prison population. Perhaps a small stipend to surviving families as appropriate.
Posted by: Besoeker   2013-09-04 09:14  

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