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Kentucky students to first lady Michelle Obama: Your food 'tastes like vomit'
2013-08-28
[DAILYCALLER] Students in a rural Kentucky county -- and their parents -- are the latest to join a growing national chorus of scorn for the healthy school lunches touted by first lady Michelle Obama.

"They say it tastes like vomit," said Harlan County Public Schools board member Myra Mosley at a contentious board meeting last week, reports The Harlan Daily Enterprise.

The growing body of USDA meal regulations implemented by the Department of Agriculture under the "Healthy, Hunger-Free Kids Act of 2010″ has long been a signature issue for the first lady.

Denizens of Harlan County don't much care, though. Their primary concern at the board meeting was a bevy of complaints that local children are starving at lunch -- and for the remainder of the school day -- because the food on offer in the cafeteria is crappy and there isn't nearly enough of it.

"Kids can't learn when they're hungry!" parents shouted to the board, according to the Enterprise.

Other gripes involved the new bread, which students don't want to eat because it's brown wheat bread, and the new milk, which is skim or one percent fat, not two percent or whole. The cafeteria's chocolate- and strawberry-flavored milk offerings are now nonfat.

Jack Miniard, the school district's director of school and community nutrition, was on hand to explain that the federal government now governs both food choices and portion sizes in most American school districts including Harlan County.

Under the National School Lunch Program, Under the Healthy, Hunger-Free Kids Act, participating schools must provide lunches -- including free or reduced price lunches -- with minimum amounts of fresh fruits, fresh vegetables and whole grains. Also, in what presumably falls outside the hunger-free aspect of the act, there's a calorie cap: 850 for high school lunches, 700 for middle schools and a mere 650 calories for kids in elementary school.

Students can only have one serving of meat or other protein. However,
if you can't say something nice about a person some juicy gossip will go well...
rich kids can buy a second portion each day on their own dime.

Servings of carbohydrates such as potatoes are limited to just a single serving of three-fourths of a cup per student.

On the plus side, students can eat as many fruits and vegetables as they want.
Posted by:Fred

#13  Peanut butter and ramen noodles. Blessed is the Lord.
Posted by: SteveS   2013-08-28 21:41  

#12  On the third day of Creation, God created peanut butter. It was not for fun. It kept college students going on a limited budget.
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2013-08-28 21:17  

#11  This issue is near and dear to my heart. Since my wife works at the local elementary school cafeteria. Over the last few years the only kids not packing were the kids on the free or reduced lunch. Families paying full price feel the meal is not worth the cost. Kids do not like it.

The kids on free or reduced lunch routinely try and trade the GIvernment lunch for real food.

Once a mom came into the cafeteria to have lunch with their child. She carried in an 'unhealthy' happy meal. When the kid sat down they swapped lunches and mom at the free lunch.

I have said this before. This new program has created the healthiest trash cans in schools. Kids routinely dump 1/2 their lunch in the trash.

Lastly. When kids run up a tab they still get a free lunch. Usually a grill cheese. Use to be peanut butter and jelly but now peanuts are 'poison' for all children and is banned from the cafeteria.
Posted by: Airandee   2013-08-28 19:49  

#10  Obviously these kids' parents have to be audited by IRS. And, maybe, a swat team visit for the most obdurate?
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2013-08-28 11:38  

#9  An insatiable desire to control. Your children are now wards of the State.
Posted by: Omilet Bumble7741   2013-08-28 10:40  

#8  Perhaps this is all part of a larger plan which will herald the return of the brown bag, PB&J, apple, and cookie. Make the stuff unfit to eat.... end the costly subsidies due to lack of interest.
Posted by: Besoeker   2013-08-28 08:55  

#7  Its Halal. Alah's name has been pronounced on Moochel's menu by Huusein.
Posted by: Uneaper Spairong8790   2013-08-28 08:50  

#6  SPAM is very popular in the Pacific Islands. I like mine fried, with crispy edges. :-)

Posted by: Besoeker   2013-08-28 08:12  

#5  But I doubt the food tastes like vomit. Eating mystery meat if part of the process of growing up.
Posted by: Fred   2013-08-28 08:09  

#4  Normal children need at least most of those fats and sugars, &c. They've got lots of energy to maintain. An obese child is usually a glandular problem.
Posted by: Fred   2013-08-28 08:08  

#3  Gee, central planning fails again. Maybe another 5 year plan is called for. /sarc off

Of course her husband can't find anything in the budget to cut, other than Defense.
Posted by: Procopius2k   2013-08-28 08:02  

#2  Appears Harlan County is only a bit over 7 percent democrat. Obviously some social engineering and dietary-rethink is sorely needed. Link.
Posted by: Besoeker   2013-08-28 02:09  

#1  The point is rarely made that Mooch has absolutely NO experience with the subject at hand. NO, NADA, NONE.
She is not a dietitian or food expert in any way. (except planning for White House banquets)

She just pulled stats out of her huge ass and proceeded to inflict standards on our children without any skillset in the subject of the nutritional diets for our children.

Yet EVERY school administrator bowed to her expertise and forced our kids to eat this idiot's meal plan.

Goes to show you, you can fool Democrats and school administrators, but can't fool kids
Posted by: Mikey Hunt   2013-08-28 01:37  

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