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Beyonce: My Hair Is Stuck In The Fan!
2013-07-24
[TMZ] Beyonce was caught in a real-life EMERGENCY on stage at her concert last night when her hair got tangled up in a stage fan -- and the crew scrambled to free the singer, MID-SONG!!!!!

Queen B was performing "Halo" in Montreal when disaster struck ... but like the PRO that she is, Beyonce continued to sing during the incident, NEVER ONCE MISSING A SINGLE BEAT.

Eventually, a crew member with a pair of scissors cut Beyonce free ... and she sashayed away from the devil equipment.

After the show, Beyonce posted a poetic note to her fans explaining the situation ... saying, "I got snatched."
Posted by:Fred

#8  After the show, Beyonce posted a poetic note to her fans explaining the situation ... saying, "I got snatched."

Apparently, Beyonce don't known her head from her...ahem...something or other.
Posted by: Dopey Sinatra   2013-07-24 16:26  

#7  Obviously a racist fan.

Oh, that kind of fan...

Nevermind.
Posted by: Pappy   2013-07-24 11:10  

#6  Queen B. That's some junior high level stuff there.

Obviously a tea party member set up a high capacity assault fan in the war on women and minorities; a binder full of women.

Doubt the offending strands were attached at the follicle, however....

Good thing her assistant was able to weave her out of the situation.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2013-07-24 10:20  

#5  Waiting for Champ's speech on how this could have been his 'fro 35 years ago and we need a national conversation on fans...
Posted by: Warthog   2013-07-24 09:29  

#4  So we now have a clear demonstration of what happens when the @%#$ hits the fan. Doubt the offending strands were attached at the follicle, however....
Posted by: Uncle Phester   2013-07-24 08:50  

#3  The latest attempt at distraction by the scandal-ridden Obama administration? Hey, I got less than Joe 'cause no way I'm touching that snatch. That snatch remark, I mean.
Posted by: SteveS   2013-07-24 03:16  

#2  Uh, uh, FINALLY - SOME IMPORTANT NEWS???

gut nuthin.
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2013-07-24 02:31  

#1  Beyonce continued to sing during the incident If she stopped they would know she was syncing!

Pan got 'snatched' at a concert once.
Posted by: Skidmark   2013-07-24 00:43  

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