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Michael Douglas: oral secks caused my cancer
2013-06-03
[GUARDIAN.CO.UK] Actor reveals to the Guardian that HPV, transmitted through oral sex, was responsible for his throat cancer
File under "More than we ever wanted to know."
Now we know what Kurt Cobain meant by the lyric "I wish I could eat your cancer..."
Posted by:Fred

#13  Uncle Phester is right, he's whoring it out.

So.

Michael Douglas in:
Romancing the Bone
Balling Down
Posted by: swksvolFF   2013-06-03 19:41  

#12  Appears he may have it licked.

The downside....ingesting microscopic matter from someone's bum, who could have known ?

No mention of the relative safety of monogamous
relationships or the inherent dangers of ......alternative lifestyles. We'll not go there.
Posted by: Besoeker   2013-06-03 15:59  

#11  Whatever it takes to generate more buzz for a movie that was held from general release to place w/ HBO....

Posted by: Uncle Phester   2013-06-03 13:37  

#10  Oh, the cervical cancer cells change color in the presence of vinegar.
Posted by: JohnQC   2013-06-03 12:36  

#9  There was a inexpensive cervical cancer test reported out of India yesterday. It is a vinegar swab test. A vingar swab is taken of the cervix and the cells are examined under a microscope. I wonder if this will work for HPV oral cancer such as Douglas'?
Posted by: JohnQC   2013-06-03 12:35  

#8  I used to smoke. If I get throat cancer should I sue the tobacco companies? Or The Insatiable [name redacted]?
Posted by: Fred   2013-06-03 11:58  

#7  Perhaps Bill Hicks wasn't telling jokes.

The stories about Corey Feldman are gross; if only there was a profession whose job it was is to investigate and report new things and wrong doings as vigorously as priests are scrutinized.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2013-06-03 10:59  

#6  Currently playing Liberace on HBO. Some actors will do anything to get into the role
Posted by: Frank G   2013-06-03 08:37  

#5  But what does this say about CZJ?
Posted by: AlanC   2013-06-03 07:28  

#4  Gross, but it's good that someone high-profile will admit it. Lots of men out there take stupid risks - and put their partners at risk - thinking it will never happen to them.
Posted by: RandomJD   2013-06-03 04:33  

#3  The same HPV virus strain that causes cervical cancer in women also causes oral cancer. Now that tobacco use has declined, HPV is the leading cause of oral cancers in men.
Posted by: crosspatch   2013-06-03 02:18  

#2  D *** NG IT, DATS TOO MUCH INFORMATION - ITS MORE INFO THAN MY ORVILLE-N-PAUL-SIMON BOW TIE MEMBERSHIP CARD CAN HANDLE!
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2013-06-03 01:47  

#1  Holy Streets-of-San-Francisco Batman!
Posted by: Waldemar Snuting5495   2013-06-03 01:43  

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