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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Today's Idiot
2013-04-28
Note to Kansas residents: pay before you play.

Manhattan, Kansas, police are trying to figure out what to do with a man who called 911 in desperation after he could not pay a $400 fee to a lady of negotiable affection.

The man reportedly requested a two-hour session from the pro in question. At the end of the session, he revealed to the woman that he had no green stuff to pay her with. Understandably, the woman became upset. The man then called the police in fear that the woman or “her boss” would attempt to harm him.

Riley County Police arrived at the mobile home and interviewed the man and the woman. No immediate arrests were made, but both people were listed as suspects on the criminal report. The man has since been charged with patronizing a prostitute and the woman has been charged with engaging in acts of prostitution.
"Book them."
Regardless of how the case turns out, how mad is the woman at this guy now? He called the cops on himself and got her busted while he was at it. Can someone please call Judge Judy and get these people on TV? I havenÂ’t watched the show in years, but IÂ’d definitely make an exception to see how this one plays out.
Posted by:Korora

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