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U.S. Calls on U.N. to Bar Drunken Diplomats
2013-03-06
[An Nahar] The United States on Monday called for drunk diplomats to be barred from United Nations
...Parkinson's Law on an international scale...
' budget negotiations.

Annual talks on how much the global body spends have become increasingly tense as western nations call for spending cuts.

"We make the modest proposal that the negotiating rooms should in future be an inebriation-free zone," Joseph Torsella, deputy U.S. ambassador for management and reform, told the U.N. General Assembly's budget committee.

The assembly's budget body, the Fifth Committee, holds marathon negotiations in December each year on spending and national contributions.

These often last all night for several days in a row so that a vote can be held before the end of year holidays.

The United States is not calling for a ban on alcohol just on drunks, U.S. officials said.

Some envoys have turned up for talks "falling down drunk," said one diplomat, speaking on condition of anonymity
... for fear of being murdered...
. "On one occasion the note-taker who was meant to be recording the talks was so intoxicated he had to be replaced," said another. Both spoke on condition of anonymity.

But the comments have caused some controversy. "It is absolutely not the case that everyone at the talks is drunk. All the people doing the negotiating are sober," said a third diplomat.
Posted by:Fred

#8  "That would eliminate any hope of a quorem."

What's the downside, Glenmore?
Posted by: Barbara   2013-03-06 17:54  

#7  "Now we'll just get drunk with power!"
Posted by: Perfesser   2013-03-06 16:38  

#6  "On one occasion the note-taker who was meant to be recording the talks was so intoxicated he had to be replaced"

Would you want to sit through the UN budget negotiations sober?
Posted by: Pappy   2013-03-06 10:44  

#5  Have some stupid, it's contagious.
Posted by: Muggsy Mussolini1226   2013-03-06 10:32  

#4  The UN should be given a budget by the countries of the world (hopefully a tiny amount), not negotiate how much they need to rake from taxpayers wallets.
Posted by: Bright Pebbles   2013-03-06 09:26  

#3  That would eliminate any hope of a quorem.
Posted by: Glenmore   2013-03-06 08:56  

#2  Closure of the UN lobby cocktail lounge might be a good place to start.
Posted by: Besoeker   2013-03-06 08:19  

#1  ..any requirement on Congresscritters as well?
Posted by: Procopius2k   2013-03-06 07:42  

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