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| Iran deploys sniper teams in Tehran to battle 'mutant' rats |
| 2013-03-05 |
| Posted by:Skidmark |
| #11 Dunno Joe, sounds more like Spiderman to me. Ratman!!! Steals in the night!!! perfect gig for Obama. |
| Posted by: Alanc 2013-03-05 19:55 |
| #10 Mutant Rats wid Green-colored, Nuclear/Radiaoactive hearts like "Iron Man". Wonder iff Hollyweird could make an "Iron Man" movie, sequel or prequel, wid such??? MOVIE TRAILER = "THEY'RE HERE, THEY'RE UNSTOPPABLE, THEY'RE IRON/STEEL RATS"! They want your Cheese + they want it NOW! |
| Posted by: JosephMendiola 2013-03-05 19:02 |
| #9 Tennis racquet? And who got hurt, Skidmark? Because it does't sound like your rat was more than annoyed... |
| Posted by: trailing wife 2013-03-05 17:12 |
| #8 It's all fun until somebody gets hurt. I remember hearing one walking down my counter taking off canister lids, late one night. I had setup a rat trap with cheese and peanut butter(no bacon!) next in the row. It set off the trap with a 'BANG' like something with leaf springs from a truck. I pulled on my boots and robe and ran to the kitchen. There he was, walking around trying to shake off the trap that had neatly closed on his neck. |
| Posted by: Skidmark 2013-03-05 17:08 |
| #7 One day in a restaurant I worked at, there came a minor panic when a gentleman walked through the dining room and kitchen carrying a rifle (later determined to be of the pellet variety) and a tennis racquet. Turned out he was the rat exterminator. |
| Posted by: Dopey Sinatra9196 2013-03-05 17:02 |
| #6 So there I wuz, 15 years old in the Publix warehouse with nothing but a pellet rifle and a flashlight....... It was ever an uneven fight, 1 man 50 sets of beadie damn eyes looking at me with contempt. Suddenly a deux ex dawg appeared in the form of 3 rat terriers. Brutal, ugly. I can say no more. |
| Posted by: Shipman 2013-03-05 16:18 |
| #5 Mountain lions, perhaps? Apt quotation, Eric. One of my favourite films ever! |
| Posted by: trailing wife 2013-03-05 14:59 |
| #4 Well the problem is if those rats start showing up elsewhere. They could displace the standard rats and increase the possibility of rat born diseases like the black plague. I could see them enrolling in Harvard law. That's all we need more Islamic lawyers. I suppose they could start breeding larger cats or ferrets. |
| Posted by: Ebbineting Slusoting5054 2013-03-05 13:07 |
| #3 Find the Lord of the Rats! That will end it. |
| Posted by: Besoeker 2013-03-05 08:09 |
| #2 Can they recite the Koran, yell Allahu Akbar? |
| Posted by: Grunter 2013-03-05 08:06 |
| #1 Buttercup: Westley, what about the R.O.U.S.'s? Westley: Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist. |
| Posted by: Eric Jablow 2013-03-05 07:19 |