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JFK Embarks on 1st Official Trip, Heads to Europe and Mideast
2013-02-25
[An Nahar] America's top diplomat John F. I was in Vietnam, you know Kerry
Former Senator-for-Life from Massachussetts, self-defined war hero, owner of a "lucky hat," speaker of French, current Secretary of State...
began his first official trip as secretary of state on Sunday, a marathon get-acquainted tour of America's closest allies in Europe and the Middle East.

A plane carrying the news U.S. secretary of state and his team took off from Joint Base Andrews outside Washington at around 7:15 am local time (1215 GMT).

Kerry will visit the United Kingdom, Germany, La Belle France, Italia, Turkey, Egypt, Soddy Arabia
...a kingdom taking up the bulk of the Arabian peninsula. Its primary economic activity involves exporting oil and soaking Islamic rubes on the annual hajj pilgrimage. The country supports a large number of princes in whatcha might call princely splendor. When the oil runs out the rest of the world is going to kick sand in their national face...
, the United Arab Emirates, and Qatar from February 24 to March 6.

The first stop will be London, where Kerry will meet with senior British officials, State Department Spokeswoman Victoria Nuland told news hounds Friday.

Kerry travels on to Berlin where, in addition to meeting Germans, he will encounter his Russian counterpart, Sergei Lavrov, for a tricky exchange at a time when Moscow and Washington are at loggerheads on many issues.
Posted by:Fred

#12  John "Do you know who I am?" F'ing Kerry.

Otherwise known as SOS Kerry.
Posted by: Frozen Al   2013-02-25 18:51  

#11  That is an insult to dipsh*ts Darth. Also insulting to Lurch.

I like Effin.

How about:

Mr. Lucky Hat.

Mr. Home Movies. (for when he would go back to a scene in Vietnam to re-enact something for his home movies. Would love to see those in youtube.)



Posted by: CrazyFool   2013-02-25 15:18  

#10  Lurch is pretty easy to remember and short.
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2013-02-25 13:00  

#9  Le Chapeau Magie.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2013-02-25 12:31  

#8  I prefer Lying Dipshit.
Posted by: DarthVader   2013-02-25 12:24  

#7  #3 How about just Effing. He needs to be distinguished from Sen. Menenzdez.
Posted by: JohnQC   2013-02-25 10:01  

#6  Kerry out the effing garbage, it stinks in here.

"JFK" Just F-ing Kerry
Posted by: Bill Gling4867   2013-02-25 09:59  

#5  My vote is "Jawn the effing traitor Kerry".
Posted by: Rambler in Virginia   2013-02-25 09:24  

#4  Maybe Marshall Kerry or Grande Marshall Kerry.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain   2013-02-25 09:16  

#3  How about just Effing.
Posted by: Redneck Jim   2013-02-25 05:59  

#2  Yeah, what tu said. Howzabout John Effing Kerry?
Posted by: SteveS   2013-02-25 02:18  

#1  Please, please, PLEASE do NOT feed into this asshole's massive ego by calling him JFK.
Thank you.
Posted by: tu3031   2013-02-25 01:42  

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