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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Gang Member Found With 100 Bags Of Heroin Hidden In His Anus
2013-02-23
[THESMOKINGGUN] Meet Rasoul Speight.
Hey, Rasoul. Howya doon?
The Bloods gang member is facing a narcotics charge after New Jersey cops yesterday discovered a whopping 100 bags of heroin hidden in his anus, police report.
"Awright! Bend over and spread yer cheeks!... Yer other cheeks, Rasoul!"
Speight, 32, was driving on the Palisades Interstate Parkway when his 2005 Mitsubishi Lancer was pulled over during a routine traffic stop. When cops detected the smell of marijuana they asked for--and received--permission to search the car.
"Yeah, sure. Go ahead... Unh!"
"Wossa motta, Rasoul?"
"Gas pains!"

While Sherlocks found "nothing of evidentiary value" inside the vehicle, Speight and passenger Gary Sylak, 25, were both jugged
Keep yer hands where we can see 'em, if yez please!
due to outstanding traffic warrants, according to cops.
"Hmmm... Computer sez you have 159 outstanding traffic citations, Rasoul. You ever been in court at all?"
While Speight was being processed at police headquarters, he "was found to be in possession of 100 bags of heroin which were concealed in his anus and undetectable at the scene." Police estimated the heroin's value at $1000 in New York City, and $2000 in upstate New York, "where both subjects were traveling to."
"Rasoul, you're sittin' on some big money, here!"
"Yeah. If I make two trips I can buy a used car that might run."

Speight, who cops noted is "also listed as a Bloods gang member," was incarcerated
Youse'll never take me alive coppers!... [BANG!]... Ow!... I quit!
in lieu of $38,500 bail on a pair of felony drug counts.
Posted by:Fred

#2  Too bad a bag didn't break, there'd be no need for a trial, just a burial.

(Minus the coke, of course)
Posted by: Redneck Jim   2013-02-23 19:28  

#1  He's got a monkey up his ass!
Posted by: tu3031   2013-02-23 00:24  

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