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How to Win a Negotiation With Obama |
2013-02-01 |
Posted by:g(r)omgoru |
#10 Be a Klingon. Like his wife... |
Posted by: tu3031 2013-02-01 21:56 |
#9 Putin isn't at the table. |
Posted by: Pappy 2013-02-01 16:52 |
#8 I suspect the best way is to wear a Chewbacca mask and give him orders. |
Posted by: Silentbrick - Schlumberger Squishy Mud Division 2013-02-01 16:31 |
#7 Did we need to? |
Posted by: Steve White 2013-02-01 15:29 |
#6 Nobody actually clicked the link, eh? |
Posted by: g(r)omgoru 2013-02-01 13:24 |
#5 The way to win a negotiation with Champ is to not negotiate with Champ. Tell him how it's gonna be, ignore the cry baby routine, the. When his tantrum is over do what you said you were going to do. Btw - this also works well on young children. |
Posted by: Titus Ulans4144 2013-02-01 11:58 |
#4 Say you are a caddy. |
Posted by: swksvolFF 2013-02-01 11:09 |
#3 Easy. Become a foreign enemy. He'll bow to you... |
Posted by: Steve White 2013-02-01 10:25 |
#2 Of course, you will have to put up with the glares, getting put on the enemies list, and the pounding of fists. Maybe the throwing of shoes too. |
Posted by: JohnQC 2013-02-01 10:24 |
#1 Just tell him you don't negotiate with adolescents. |
Posted by: JohnQC 2013-02-01 10:07 |