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Cleaning Woman Steals Train, Crashes It Into House
2013-01-16
Now, there's a headline you don't see every day.
[NEWSFEED.TIME] It's pretty much goes without saying that you probably shouldn't steal something you don't know how to drive. A Swedish cleaning woman found herself a bit over her skill level when she decided to make off with the hulking mass of steel she was polishing -- a Stockholm commuter train.

Her joyride didn't turn out so well. The early-morning trip ended when the train jumped the rails and crashed into a three-story luxury apartment building in the Stockholm suburb of Saltsjöbanan, a Baltic seaside town 11 miles southeast of the Swedish capital. The unauthorized driver was seriously injured in the crash and airlifted to a nearby hospital. The three families inside the building weren't hurt -- "at least not physically," Tomas Hedenius, spokesman for train operator Arriva, added.

The unnamed woman allegedly made off with the four-car train around 3 a.m. while cleaning it at the Neglinge train station, two stops from the end of the line at Saltsjöbaden. The mile-long ride went as smoothly as the novice driver could manage, but stopping was clearly not her strong suit: the train went off the end of the line and slammed into the apartment complex about 90 feet past the end of the tracks.

The woman wasn't a licensed train driver, nor did she even work for the Saltsjöbanan rail company. She was employed by an outside contractor hired to clean the trains. Arriva, the train operator, is currently investigating how she could have obtained the keys to the train. The woman, in her early 20s according to Hedenius, was charged with endangering the public.
Posted by:Fred

#10  Uh, uh, WHOMEVER TITLED THE ORIGINAL "THROW MAMA FROM THE TRAIN" MOVIE MADE A BOO-BOO???

Iff the Cleaning Lady looks like the Princess, or anyone on the Swedish Bikini Team = INNOCENT!
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2013-01-16 20:15  

#9  Damn, probably will result in more train control regulations here.
Posted by: JohnQC   2013-01-16 19:20  

#8  Well, Rambler, if you are of a mind for another selection, Danica patrick announced that she is getting a divorce and that GoDaddy Chevy is faster than a train.....
Posted by: USN, Ret   2013-01-16 19:16  

#7  I'd steal a train for Princess Madeline, but she's never asked.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain   2013-01-16 16:02  

#6  I've given train theft a thought or 2 in the last 40 years, never could find the right consist.
Posted by: Shipman   2013-01-16 15:58  

#5  EU6305 nooooooo! That means I'll never have a shot at her. Well, that and the fact that my wife won't even let me try.
Posted by: Rambler in Virginia   2013-01-16 13:46  

#4  Any excuse to run that pic of Princess Madeline, huh? Not that I'm complaining. But the latest news is that she's getting married in June.
Posted by: Ebbang Uluque6305   2013-01-16 12:03  

#3  "The unnamed woman allegedly..."

I wonder if there's a specific reason for not naming her.

Taking control of a big vehicle and ramming it into a building isn't unprecedented.
Posted by: Elmerert Hupens2660   2013-01-16 09:13  

#2  Hard to run a tran, Harder to stop pne.
Posted by: Redneck Jim   2013-01-16 07:47  

#1  Probably seemed like a good idea at the time.
Posted by: gorb   2013-01-16 01:56  

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