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Cat caught red-pawed in Brazil prison smuggling try
2013-01-08
Guards thought there was something suspicious about a little white cat slipping through a prison gate in northeastern Brazil.

A prison official says that when they caught the animal, they found a cellphone, drills, small saws and other contraband taped to its body.

Alagoas state prisons spokeswoman Cinthya Moreno says that the cat was caught New Year's Eve at the medium-security prison in the city of Arapiraca.

The O Estado de S. Paulo newspaper reported Saturday that all of the prison's 263 inmates are suspects in the smuggling attempt, though it says a prison spokesman said "It will be hard to discover who is responsible since the cat does not speak."
Posted by:Au Auric

#4  No suspects have been identified, but Jose "The Cat Man" Perez has been sulking uncontrollably since New Years.
Posted by: Besoeker   2013-01-08 07:21  

#3  Dead cats tell no tales.
Posted by: Anguper Hupomosing9418   2013-01-08 04:42  

#2  "Since Cats do not speak" > D *** NG, I KNEW IT!
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2013-01-08 01:44  

#1  That's a dead cat pictured.
Posted by: Redneck Jim   2013-01-08 01:11  

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