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-Lurid Crime Tales-
'End Of The World' Party In San Bernardino Turns Deadly
2012-12-24
[Los Angeles.CBSLocal] Authorities Saturday continued to investigate the circumstances surrounding a fight at an "End of the World" party in San Bernardino that turned deadly.
"We're all gonna die, but you're first! [KERBLAMMO!]"
A statement by the San Bernardino Police Department says as many as 100 people had attended the party at a home on 7th Street on Friday evening.
"Eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow... ummm... this evening... ummm... now? [BANG!]"
At some point during the party, a 29-year-old man was stabbed
"Aaaaiiieee!"
"E-e-e-e-ew! Blood!"

and police were called to the scene to investigate.
"Operator! Get me the police!"
Upon arriving on scene, authorities say a shooting occurred nearby.
"It's da cops!"
"Where?"
Over dere! [BANG!]"

The shooting victim, identified as 20-year-old Felipe Jason Moreno, suffered fatal injuries.
"[TWITCH! TWITCH! RATTLE! KICK!] Rosebud!"
His 22-year-old cousin was also wounded in the shooting, authorities said.
"Ow! My arm!"
"The reason for the shooting appears to have stemmed from a fight that had occurred at the party location," the statement said.
No! Re-e-e-e-ally?
Posted by:Fred

#10  Why all the doomsday stuff about Mayan Alpaca lips? Their hair makes great clothing but I don't know of any use for their lips.
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2012-12-24 11:26  

#9  It's not just COBOL I think most O/Ses and C programs are similarly affected.

Just in time for me to retire...
Posted by: Bright Pebbles   2012-12-24 11:03  

#8  Re: #5. BP - that may cause some real problems. COBOL problems may be vulnerable. By 2037, there will probably be COBOL programs, but there probably won't be any COBOL programmers.
Posted by: Rambler in Virginia   2012-12-24 09:09  

#7  if you live in san bernardino it might as well be the end of the world
Posted by: dan   2012-12-24 07:57  

#6  It was the end of the world for Felipe.
Posted by: Mitch H.   2012-12-24 07:37  

#5   a while to wait for the real thing
Posted by: Bright Pebbles   2012-12-24 07:01  

#4  Is
Posted by: Redneck Jim   2012-12-24 02:57  

#3  This day has passed, there'l be another. And another, and another, I'm sick of it.

Some power hungry freak will "Discover" another like the (Extinct) Myans.
As far as spin, what the hell, we all know the news media os bought and paid fpr.
Posted by: Redneck Jim   2012-12-24 02:38  

#2  Note to self: NO End of the World parties...
Posted by: tu3031   2012-12-24 02:23  

#1  Lessee if the San Bernardino Sun can spin this incident...
Posted by: Pappy   2012-12-24 00:59  

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