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| Hamas Grants Amnesty To Collaborators |
| 2012-12-03 |
| [Maan] GAZA CITY (Ma'an) -- Gazoo's ministry of interior will pardon collaborators who turn themselves into authorities, a Hamas, always the voice of sweet reason, official said Sunday. Oh, you're a Zionist collaborator, Mahmoud? Sure, come right in! Can I get yas a cuppa coffee or sumthin? Are ya hungry? Interior minister Fathi Hammad, speaking at a graduation ceremony for Hamas security officers, said that anyone who confesses to collaborating with Israel will be pardoned and the details of their crimes kept secret from family and friends. Sure. C'mon home, boys. All is forgiven! You have my word on it... They will then be trained as resistance fighters, Hammad added. See? Replacements. Once the amnesty period is over, anyone found guilty of collaborating with Israel will be tried and sentenced, the minister said, adding that Hamas is trying to secure the home-front and prevent Israel from obtaining intelligence about Gazoo. Yeah, we saw how that works a coupla weeks ago... |
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