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Chinese paper congratulates Kim Jong Un on being named 'Sexiest Man Alive' by the Onion
2012-11-27
In a hilarious if increasingly common example of a real newspaper taking a satirical newspaper seriously, the People's Daily--the website for the Communist Party of China's newspaper--published a story on Tuesday congratulating North Korean leader Kim Jong Un on being named 2012's "Sexiest Man Alive" by the Onion.

"U.S. website The Onion has named North Korean supreme leader Kim Jong Un as the 'Sexiest Man Alive' for the year 2012," the story announces before quoting the Onion's sarcastic write-up:

"With his devastatingly handsome, round face, his boyish charm, and his strong, sturdy frame, this Pyongyang-bred heartthrob is every woman's dream come true. Blessed with an air of power that masks an unmistakable cute, cuddly side, Kim made this newspaper's editorial board swoon with his impeccable fashion sense, chic short hairstyle, and, of course, that famous smile," it said.

"He has that rare ability to somehow be completely adorable and completely macho at the same time," said Marissa Blake-Zweiber, editor of the Onion Style and Entertainment.

The accompanying 55-page slideshow includes images of Kim in varying degrees of sexiness--riding a horse, posing with military leaders, aiming a rifle, riding a horse and, uh, riding a horse.

Of course, this isn't the first time the Onion's sarcasm has been lost in translation.

In September 2011, Capitol Police in Washington were forced to investigate after the Onion's Twitter feed teased a satirical article--"Congress Takes Group of Schoolchildren Hostage"--with a series of tweets proclaiming breaking news of a hostage situation inside the Capitol building.

A month later, the Onion caused real confusion when it published a satirical story--"Study Finds Every Style of Parenting Produces Disturbed, Miserable Adults"--that cited the California Parenting Institute in its findings.

The real institute was soon deluged with emails and phone calls from concerned residents.

And in September, Iranian news agency Fars plagiarized an Onion story that claimed an "overwhelming majority of rural white Americans" would prefer Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad over President Barack Obama.
Posted by:gorb

#9  The Onion + Scrappleface.

Looks like the Chinese are red-faced about it.
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2012-11-27 22:40  

#8  The best is still "CLINTON DEPLOYS VOWELS TO BOSNIA: CITIES OF SJLBVDNZV, GRZNY TO BE FIRST RECIPIENTS". I offered to donate the unnecessary vowels in my middle name for that one.

And then there's the Onion's video: "Supreme Court Rules that Death Penalty is 'Totally Badass'", complete with all nine Justices declaiming that they were "The Law".
Posted by: Eric Jablow   2012-11-27 21:51  

#7  What I want is for the 2% of folks who don't know how to drive to have their own highway just for them.
Posted by: gorb   2012-11-27 20:44  

#6  My favorite Onion headline:

"98% of commuters favor public transportation -- for everyone else."

That is so-o-o-o true...
Posted by: Steve White   2012-11-27 16:47  

#5  Western satire is too much for inscrutable Chinese minds.
The geniuses of the Muslim world seem to have a problem with it too.
Posted by: Sgt. Mom   2012-11-27 16:35  

#4  Western satire is too much for inscrutable Chinese minds.
Posted by: Anguper Hupomosing9418   2012-11-27 16:01  

#3  And that's dad, who I also believe was named Sexiest Man of All Time by the Onion, not Sonny Doughboy...
Posted by: tu3031   2012-11-27 14:47  

#2  Can you blame them? I mean, how could they not take it seriously? Just look at the guy...
Posted by: tu3031   2012-11-27 14:40  

#1  I want everyone to know that I was voted the runner-up.

But I forced them to keep that result a secret when I found out that the top man was "Tubby The Korean Kitten". How was I supposed to know that he borrowed a silk smoking jacket from Hugh Heffner??? It's unfair competition, if you ask me. :-(
Posted by: Raider   2012-11-27 12:47  

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