A man was wounded in an alleged gunfight with Rapid Action Battalion
| Alleged gunfight or execution? | on the outer circular road in the capital's Shahjahanpur
| Good luck finding that on a map... |
| *shrug* It's on the N5, the Dhaka-Bogra highway, south of Bogra and a few blocks from the Majhira cantonment. | early on Friday.
| After dark, of course, so that the RAB could break the Ramadan fast prior to commencing the night's work... | Critically injured Altaf Hossain alias Sagar, 38, was rushed to Dhaka Medical College Hospital at about 2:45am, hospital sources said.
As his condition deteriorated, he was rushed to National Institute of Cardiovascular Diseases in the capital's Sher-e-Bangla Nagor.
Hospital sources said two bullets entered his throat and shoulder.
| Hey Doc, check for the one behind his ear... | In a press statement, RAB,-3 claimed that having received information,
| Another 5 lakh to Mahmoud the Weasel... | they set up a check-post on the outer circular road in front of the New Al Madia Hotel.
| Try finding that in the Michelin guide... | Violating the signal to stop,
| "Hey! You! [bang] [bang] [KABOOM] Stop!" | a red car apparently opened two rounds of fire at law enforcers.
| "It's the RAB, Mohammad! Open senseless fire!" | RAB allegedly fired in retaliation, the statement said.
"Sergeant Chaudray! Are they actually shooting at us?"
"Sir! [stamp] Yes sir!"
"Kill them, if you please, Sergeant."
"Sir!" [stamp] | Officers arrested Altaf and another Mohammad Masum, 29, as they tried to escape by leaving the car behind.
| Tried hoofing it out on curly-toed slippers and left the roadster? Brilliant boys... | RAB searched the car and seized two pistols, five magazines, 10 bullets and three bottles of Phensedhyle and Tk 16,500.
| So the perps left the roadster with the weapons, cash and drugs. Even more brilliant... | RAB quizzed Masum
"Sergeant, you might go easy on those pliers, I do believe he wants to talk."
"Sir!" [stamp] | and based on his statement,
| "Anything! I'll tell you anything! Just stop doing that!" | seized two more magazines, six bullets and 37 Phensedhyle bottles.
| "Dude, you just narc'd my stash!" | RAB also recovered forged notes worth Tk one lakh and Tk 8,80,000 cash, the statement said.
| The forged notes came from Pakistan, obviously... | Shahjahan police station duty officer, Kamal Uddin told New Age that they had heard about the incident but RAB officially had not informed them.
| And won't, seeing as then they'd have to split the cash and the pills... |
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