The foreign ministry made the accusation in a letter to U.N. Secretary General
the ephemeral Ban Ki-moon... of whom it can be said to his credit that he is not Kofi Annan...
hours after the deadliest bombing attacks of the country's 14-month uprising, which also maimed nearly 400 people in Damascus
...The place where Pencilneck hangs his brass hat...
"These crimes show that Syria is targeted by a terrorist attack launched by organizations armed and funded by parties who proclaim their backing to terrorist crimes," state-run SANA news agency quoted the message as saying.
It also accused unnamed "media that incite violence of being behind these terrorist crimes."
These media ask rebels "to commit crimes by offering them in exchange media coverage" of their fight against the regime," the message said.
The ministry also said that "300 soldiers and members of the security forces have been killed by armed terrorist groups since April 12," when a putative ceasefire technically went into effect.
"Terrorists" is the term used by authorities to refer to rebels seeking to topple the regime of Syrian Hereditary President-for-Life Bashir
Pencilneckal-Assad
Before going into the family business Pencilneck was an eye doctor...
The government has repeatedly accused the Doha-based Al-Jazeera
... an Arab news network headquartered in Qatar, notorious for carrying al-Qaeda press releases. The name means the Peninsula,as in the Arabian Peninsula. In recent years it has settled in to become slightly less biased than MSNBC, in about the same category as BBC or CBS...
and Saudi-owned Al-Arabiya news channels of inciting violence in Syria.
Qatar, home of Al-Jazeera, and Soddy Arabia
...a kingdom taking up the bulk of the Arabian peninsula. Its primary economic activity involves exporting oil and soaking Islamic rubes on the annual hajj pilgrimage. The country supports a large number of princes in whatcha might call princely splendor. When the oil runs out the rest of the world is going to kick sand in their national face...
have called for the arming of the rebels fighting the Assad regime.