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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Idiot of the Day: Man exposes himself at Association for the Blind
2012-05-03
A man exposed himself to a woman inside the Bucks County Association for the Blind.

Newtown Township police said the incident occurred about 2 p.m. Friday inside the bookstore at the offices at 400 Freedom Drive.

The woman told police the suspect is a skinny, black male, between 35 and 45 years old, about 5 feet 10 inches tall and was wearing a black track suit.
How on earth could she tell that? Unless .... Oh, nevermind. I don't think a crime was commited after all.
Officers checked the area along with Newtown Borough police and could not find the suspect.
Check the DNA sample he probably left behind thanks to the witness.
Posted by:gorb

#3  ....and kills a Mime, does anybody care?
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2012-05-03 20:17  

#2  If a tree falls in the forest...
Posted by: JohnQC   2012-05-03 17:08  

#1  Hey I remember a fellow like this guy. I walked into a bar and sat next to a fellow with a little 12 inch fellow next to him. I order a beer and he orders a beer. Just as he gets it to his lips the little man kicks it out of his hand. I said why do you put up with that. So he tells of finding a lamp on the beach. He rubs it and a powerful Jinn pops out. Three wish deal so first he asks for millions and puff he gets it. Then he asks for thirty of the most beautiful women in the world and puff he gets that. Then for his final request he asks for a twelve inch prick. He buggered that up good. Just be careful what you wish for.
Posted by: Dale   2012-05-03 09:16  

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