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| World Record for Fastest Motorized Toilet |
| 2012-05-03 |
| [An Nahar] Stunt woman Jolene Van Vugt was flushed with pride Wednesday after setting a new land speed record for the fastest motorized toilet. Flushed with pride? Van Vugt, a former Canadian motocross champion, steered the contraption through some early wobbles to 75 kilometers per hour (46 mph) in Sydney, seven kilometers more than the previous Guinness world record. Police were on hand to record the feat. So, Muldoon, how's it feel to be part of history? I'm speechless, sarge. Speechless... "I flew into Australia yesterday ...and boy are my arms tired... and came out here to jump straight on the toilet," said the 31-year-old. "That was so fun and I'm stoked to get the record." Van Vugt, who is in Australia to perform at the Nitro Circus stunt show based on the hit MTV series, holds a host of world records, including being the first woman to backflip a dirt bike. |
| Posted by:Fred |
| #5 To your room, AlmostAnonymous5839. Post haste -- that was truly awful. |
| Posted by: trailing wife 2012-05-03 19:16 |
| #4 Did it leave skid marks? |
| Posted by: AlmostAnonymous5839 2012-05-03 18:47 |
| #3 She'd certainly turn some heads on our cart path. Pics |
| Posted by: Besoeker 2012-05-03 04:03 |
| #2 This event truly belongs in a Toilet Bowl. |
| Posted by: gorb 2012-05-03 02:24 |
| #1 Uh, uh, AT LAST SOMEONE WITH THE RIGHT PRIORITIES??? gut nuthin. |
| Posted by: JosephMendiola 2012-05-03 00:20 |