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Study: Beer makes men smarter
2012-04-15
Beer makes men smarter.
Umm ....
So say researchers at the University of Illinois in Chicago.
Ahh. Academics. Now it makes sense.
They found that men with a couple beers under their belts were actually better at solving brain-teasers than their sober counterparts.
Or were they just more likely to take the challenge seriously?
To reach that surprising conclusion, the researchers devised a bar game in which 40 men were given three words and told to come up with a fourth that fits the pattern.
What kind of bar game is that?
For example, the word “cheese” could fit with words like “blue” or “cottage” or “Swiss.”
Or Obama.
Half the players were given two pints. The other half got nothing.
Ouch.
The result? Those who imbibed solved 40% more of the problems that their sober counterparts.
And they were better looking and more suave, too.
Also, the drinkers finished their problems in 12 seconds while it took the non-drinkers 15.5 seconds.
Cross checking down, confidence up.
“We found at 0.07 blood alcohol, people were worse at working memory tasks, but they were better at creative problem-solving tasks,” psychologist Jennifer Wiley reported on the Federation of Associations in Behavioral and Brain Sciences (FABBS) site.
I'll drink to that.
Wiley conceded that her findings run counter to popular belief that alcohol hinders analytical thinking and muddies the mind.
No, she just doesn't drink.
“We have this assumption, that being able to focus on one part of a problem or having a lot of expertise is better for problem solving,” says Wiley. “But that’s not necessarily true. Innovation may happen when people are not so focused. Sometimes it’s good to be distracted.”
Musta been distracted by the cow babe at the bar.
It may also help explain why raving drunks like Ernest Hemingway, John Cheever or Charles Bukowski were able to write their books.
Lowered inhibitions about people laughing at their idea?
“Sometimes the really creative stuff comes out when you’re having a glass of wine over dinner, or when you’re taking a shower,” Wiley said.

DRINKING IN MODERATION TIP

Researchers also found that men are more likely to solve a problem when working in groups of three rather than two.

“In groups of two, we tend to be more polite, not to confront or ask questions,” Wiley said. “But when you respond to a question in a group of three, you’re not confronting, you’re speaking up for the whole group.”
Posted by:gorb

#11  John C, I drive a Smart Car but I can't say I'm any smarter. 4 dollar a gallon does seem to make my choice to buy one as pretty smart.
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2012-04-15 19:58  

#10  Check out the genetic aspect of how and what they are whacking beer with started in the early 2000's has gotten a lot worse!
Posted by: Don Vito Henbane7136   2012-04-15 18:58  

#9  So the control group was a bunch of guys in a bar who were EXPECTING to drink but couldn't and ended up having to watch other's drink while they were being quizzed? No wonder they scored less.
Posted by: Fat Bob Unotch3711   2012-04-15 18:47  

#8  Do you get a two-fer if you drink Bud-Wiser while driving a Smart car?
Posted by: JohnQC   2012-04-15 16:52  

#7  They don't call it Bud Wiser for nuthin'
Posted by: Anguper Hupomosing9418   2012-04-15 16:09  

#6  ahhhh Sunday. I get to imbibe some Smart Juice in preparation for a grueling work week!
Posted by: Frank G   2012-04-15 13:32  

#5  Well, alcohol does reduce inhibitions. Perhaps it reduces the brain's tendency to "overthink" things. One personal experience: I can't shoot pool worth a damn. However, one night I had a few and ran the table. Of course, I passed out later, so the process does seem to have an asymptotic (self-limiting) point.....
Posted by: Mercutio   2012-04-15 12:56  

#4  Cliff Claven sez:

"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine!

That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
Posted by: Alaska Paul    2012-04-15 12:12  

#3  Beer the new health food? I don't think so. My casual study of this subject would say that consumption of too much beer makes one stupid. Many stupid things get said or done under the influence of too many brewskies. Women get prettier. We get to be 10' tall. Logic goes out the window. Brawls ensue.
Posted by: JohnQC   2012-04-15 11:28  

#2  I've known this for decades. A little bit of alcohol somehow reduces the brain's resistance to looking at problems 'creatively'. An ancient graph compared # of barrels of oil found to # of drinks at lunch - one or two drinks beat none or more than two; anectodally, my personal performance tends to confirm. The 'aha' moments can get past our 'certainty' a bit easier with a little lubrication.
Posted by: Glenmore   2012-04-15 10:43  

#1  I wonder how much ObamaCash it took to stimulate this study?
Posted by: Bobby   2012-04-15 10:11  

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