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Couch surfing claims life of 22-year-old Franßois Hallée |
2012-02-21 |
A youthful weekend stunt gone tragically wrong resulted in three criminal charges Monday against a 21-year-old Quebec man. "Into the paddy wagon avec vous!" Alex Labbé was accused of causing the death of his friend in a so-called couch-surfing accident. "Here lies François Hallée, taken from us at a tender age in a tragic furniture accident..." On a snowy night "It was a dark and snowy night..." in the Quebec village of St-Benjamin, "... all was quiet in the peaceful Quebec village of St-Benjamin..." Labbé was allegedly driving a vehicle "Suddenly there was the roar of an engine!" that dragged a sofa "From out of nowhere came a couch!" carrying two of his friends That'd be François and Jean-Pierre... last Saturday. That's the most riotous night of the week in the peaceful little Quebec village of St-Benjamin. It's specifically reserved for riot and license on the civic calendar... A vehicle travelling in the opposite direction "Look out!" smashed into the rolling sofa, [SMASH!] killing one of its passengers, 22-year-old Franßois Hallée. [THUMP!] "Aaaiiieee!" [rattle] Labbe had already been charged with hit and run causing death and dangerous driving causing death. On Monday, prosecutors laid a third charge of criminal negligence causing death. |
Posted by:Besoeker |
#6 I'm sure there is a 'here hold my {beer|bong}' in there somewhere.... |
Posted by: CrazyFool 2012-02-21 22:43 |
#5 You would think it would be a cautionary tale but it is more likely just a rough draft for a Jackass sketch. |
Posted by: Super Hose 2012-02-21 22:34 |
#4 "The right to kill yourself couch surfing is the right to be free" -- Upholstery Shops of Isher |
Posted by: SteveS 2012-02-21 17:35 |
#3 Fixed, AlanC. :-) |
Posted by: trailing wife 2012-02-21 15:57 |
#2 Sorry for the dupe. |
Posted by: AlanC 2012-02-21 13:48 |
#1 Paging Mr. Darwin to the white courtesy phone. Please bring the trophy. |
Posted by: AlanC 2012-02-21 13:45 |