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Couch surfing claims life of 22-year-old Franßois Hallée
2012-02-21
A youthful weekend stunt gone tragically wrong resulted in three criminal charges Monday against a 21-year-old Quebec man.
"Into the paddy wagon avec vous!"
Alex Labbé was accused of causing the death of his friend in a so-called couch-surfing accident.
"Here lies François Hallée, taken from us at a tender age in a tragic furniture accident..."
On a snowy night
"It was a dark and snowy night..."
in the Quebec village of St-Benjamin,
"... all was quiet in the peaceful Quebec village of St-Benjamin..."
Labbé was allegedly driving a vehicle
"Suddenly there was the roar of an engine!"
that dragged a sofa
"From out of nowhere came a couch!"
carrying two of his friends
That'd be François and Jean-Pierre...
last Saturday.
That's the most riotous night of the week in the peaceful little Quebec village of St-Benjamin. It's specifically reserved for riot and license on the civic calendar...
A vehicle travelling in the opposite direction
"Look out!"
smashed into the rolling sofa,
[SMASH!]
killing one of its passengers, 22-year-old Franßois Hallée.
[THUMP!] "Aaaiiieee!" [rattle]
Labbe had already been charged with hit and run causing death and dangerous driving causing death. On Monday, prosecutors laid a third charge of criminal negligence causing death.
Posted by:Besoeker

#6  I'm sure there is a 'here hold my {beer|bong}' in there somewhere....
Posted by: CrazyFool   2012-02-21 22:43  

#5  You would think it would be a cautionary tale but it is more likely just a rough draft for a Jackass sketch.
Posted by: Super Hose   2012-02-21 22:34  

#4  "The right to kill yourself couch surfing is the right to be free"
-- Upholstery Shops of Isher
Posted by: SteveS   2012-02-21 17:35  

#3  Fixed, AlanC. :-)
Posted by: trailing wife   2012-02-21 15:57  

#2  Sorry for the dupe.
Posted by: AlanC   2012-02-21 13:48  

#1  Paging Mr. Darwin to the white courtesy phone. Please bring the trophy.
Posted by: AlanC   2012-02-21 13:45  

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