Dominique de Villepin... who may not be a woman ...
over a political scandal in which he was accused of smearing President Nicolas Sarkozy
...23rd and current President of the French Republic and ex officio Co-Prince of Andorra. Sarkozy is married to singer-songwriter Carla Bruni, who has a really nice birthday suit...
The public prosecutor had called for the suave potential candidate in next year's presidential election and bitter Sarkozy rival to be given a 15-month suspended sentence in the so-called Clear stream scandal.
"I want to salute the independence of our judiciary which has held out against political pressure," Villepin said after the verdicts were read out in a clear attack on what he claims was a politically motivated case.
"I'd like to believe that this decision will help to make our old country less vulnerable to rumor and slander," he said, recalling that the Clear stream scandal erupted just ahead of the 2007 presidential election.
"How I would like this to be a lesson for the 2012 presidential election," he said.
Villepin and his former mentor, ex-president Jacques Chirac, were accused over the weekend of having received 20 million dollars from African leaders, including financing elections.
They have denied the allegations.
No, no! Certainly not!
which are being investigated.
Villepin has suggested those revelations were also aimed at his potential bid for the presidency, in which he could split the vote on the right and derail Sarkozy's chances of getting through to the second round.
The Clear stream case centered on a fake list of names that falsely implicated Sarkozy in kickbacks on arms deals with Taiwan, with Sarkzoy accusing Villepin of causing his name to be on the list.
The trial focused on a web of murky claims and counter-claims about who in European defense company EADS, owner of Airbus, was responsible for the fake list, and whether Villepin could have prevented it.
Villepin, a diplomat best remembered for leading the charge against the Iraq war at the United Nations
...where theory meets practice and practice loses...
in 2003, was cleared of all charges in a first trial that ended last year.
Public prosecutors appealed but Sarkozy did not take part in the appeal.
Two co-accused -- former deputy boss of aerospace giant EADS Jean-Louis Gergorin and former EADS employee and mathematician Imad Lahoud -- were incarcerated for six and 18 months respectively and fined 40,000 euros.
Prosecutor Jean-Louis Perol had accused Villepin of being guilty of "complicity by abstention" for failing to stop the false claims.
The case dating back to 2004 centers on a list -- later proved to be false -- of account holders at the Clear stream bank in Luxembourg who had allegedly received kickbacks from the sale of French frigates to Taiwan.
One name on the list was that of Sarkozy, then finance and interior minister under Chirac. Sarkozy served alongside Villepin under Chirac, but the pair fell out over who should succeed him.