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Home Front: WoT
Pantibomber files for wrongful imprisonment
2011-08-28
Summary: As a Muslim he is subject only to the laws of the Koran, not those of infidels. A separate filing from Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, 24, claims he was restrained with excessive force after he attacked his guards "in defense of Ramadan".
Making friends and influencing people, in the inimitable jihadi way.
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#7  To paraph a great scene from Nic Cage's RAISING ARIZONA > "SON, YOU GOT A PANTY ON YOUR HEAD"!

Going around wid Panties + Bombs on your head is no way to go through life, son!
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2011-08-28 20:39  

#6  Fortunately mooselimbs are subject to the laws of chemistry and physics foremost.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2011-08-28 17:24  

#5  Scottish Judge: And he's got the sniffles. Haint he suffered enough? Give him his frequent flyer miles and let him go.
Posted by: regular joe   2011-08-28 17:09  

#4  "'Pork' - it's not just a noun, Umar. Now assume the position"
Posted by: Frank G   2011-08-28 16:26  

#3  The convicts he will be housed with are saving their bacon.
Posted by: Skidmark   2011-08-28 15:31  

#2  Unfortunately, moose, the guards probably have to go to Muslim sensitivity training - only handling the holy Koran with gloves, pointing to Mecca, having someone make five times a day call to prayer, etc.
Posted by: Rambler in Virginia   2011-08-28 12:52  

#1  Makes you truly wish that his guards have ample supplies of lard handy. Even imaginary lard would go far.

"Hey, Umar F*ck! Ya shouldn't-a touched dat! It was all greased up with pig fat! Guess ya goin' ta Hell now, and there ain't nothin' ya can do about it!"
Posted by: Anonymoose   2011-08-28 09:47  

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