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-Short Attention Span Theater-

Arizona man shoots self in pee-pee

2011-08-10

[Emirates 24/7] A suburban Phoenix man is recovering after police say he accidentally shot himself in the penis while putting his girlfriend's gun in the waistband of his pants.
"Honey, will you hold my gun?"
"Sure, baby! [KERPOW!]"
Chandler police say 27-year-old Joshua Seto and his fiancée, Cara Christopher, were walking toward a grocery store when the shooting happened last week. The gun fired, striking Seto's penis
"Aaaiiieee! My doinker!"
and continuing through his left thigh.
"Ow! My thigh!"
The Arizona Republic reports a 911 operator told Christopher to apply direct pressure to the wound with a dry towel
"I'm inna parking lot! I ain't got no towel!"
or T-shirt.
"Okay. I got one of those..."
Chandler Police Detective Seth Tyler was unsure of the type of gun, or whether it had a safety that was off.
Important safety tip: If you're gonna point your gun anywhere in the general direction of anybody's pee-pee always make sure the safety's on...
He also says it's unclear if Seto has been released from the hospital or suffered any permanent damage.
"Well? Does it still work?"
"It works better! I can pee with it in three directions at once now. The rest... I'll have to let you know..."
In the wake of the shooting, Tyler warned residents to use holsters, not waistbands, if they're going to carry a handgun.
And try and remain somewhat sober.

Posted by:Fred

#11 They were already approaching when this move took place, so I was wondering if it was someplace dangerous, like a chucky cheese.

Not sure where to begin as far as firearm safety...probably on what the did right.

Posted by: swksvolFF 2011-08-10 16:55

#10 Doctor: "I've got some good news and I've got some bad news."
Patient: "Give me the good news first."
Doctor: "You'll never do that again."
Patient: "What's the bad news?"
Doctor: "You'll never do that again."

Posted by: Perfesser 2011-08-10 16:45

#9 Hmmmmmmmm...walking towards a grocery store stuffing a gun down his pants?
I wonder if Joshua and the little lady are "familiar to police"?

Posted by: tu3031 2011-08-10 12:18

#8 Good nuus, bad nuus. Gunshot through the femoral artery gives you about 3.5 minutes at best. Buy a holster dumba**!

Posted by: Besoeker 2011-08-10 11:32

#7 swksvolFF: It was a Fry's grocery store, part of the Kroger chain.

I talked one one of their senior cashiers who is a very conservative Boy Scout leader about their gun policy. He said there are two rules:

1) If you carry, conceal carry for two reasons. The first is that open carry freaks out dimwits. The second is that there is no reason in the world for an armed robber to see your gun before you use it.

2) (secret rule) If you shoot an armed robber, they are far less likely to sue everyone if you do a good job of it.

Posted by: Anonymoose 2011-08-10 10:51

#6 So he pulled a Napolean and blew his Bonaparte.

Posted by: Deacon Blues 2011-08-10 08:22

#5 BTW: it was a pink gun (wtf?)

Posted by: chinditz 2011-08-10 05:31

#4 This is why you never tuck a gun in your pants. EVER. Doesn't matter if the safety is on or not. Doesn't matter if it's loaded or not.

I agree with my shooting coach. Anyone shooting themselves 'accidently' while cleaning or handling a gun is simply a suicide.

Posted by: Silentbrick - Halliburton Lost Drill Bit Division 2011-08-10 01:32

#3 What is this grocery store?

And his, uhumm, pistol control, never mind the bollocks.

Posted by: swksvolFF 2011-08-10 01:05

#2 Uh, uh, BE GENTLE - IT'S HIS = HER FIRST GUN???

Must be - only thing missing is his BGFF announcing she's preggers, although I don't think Paternity Tests work on Metal.

Posted by: JosephMendiola 2011-08-10 00:35

#1 I've heard of shooting your mouth off, But?

Posted by: Redneck Jim 2011-08-10 00:23

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