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US Military Branches Now Licensing Their Own Cologne
2011-08-07
Posted by:Anonymoose

#12  Cookies are good.
Posted by: badanov   2011-08-07 23:13  

#11  But think of the possibilities in cross-service sales alone, Jeque Hupairong2828. ;-)
Posted by: trailing wife   2011-08-07 23:05  

#10  Hmmm...after thinking about it...maybe they wouldn't want the toilet paper being used that way, lol.
Posted by: Jeque Hupairong2828   2011-08-07 22:38  

#9  That's really smart. Good on the military. I think they should also license other products like deodorant....even toilet paper! The navy toilet paper could have embossed anchors on it, the air force could have embossed jets. I suspect it would develop a following and if it's benefiting the VA and other deserving services, good on them.
Posted by: Jeque Hupairong2828   2011-08-07 22:35  

#8  I see some serious marketing opportunities here:

For the old ex-mil geezers, the somewhat musty "Army-Navy Store"

For the hard-core unrepentant Pattons, the pleasantly charred "Napalm in the Morning"

And for the modern era, start your day with a bracing splash of "Embrace the Suck"
Posted by: SteveS   2011-08-07 22:34  

#7  Whoa, the USDOD has license rights to BRUTE, OLD SPICE, + SKIN BRACER???

gut nuthin.
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2011-08-07 19:44  

#6  Mr. Lotp is waiting for the Eau de Jock Strap release. I suspect EPA will ban it on environmental grounds, however ...
Posted by: lotp   2011-08-07 13:17  

#5  "smells like...victory"
Posted by: Frank G   2011-08-07 12:47  

#4  Odur de Surabachi don't need no DEET.
Posted by: S   2011-08-07 12:35  

#3  ...available with or without DEET?
Posted by: Procopius2k   2011-08-07 09:13  

#2  Whoops... forgot the most important one...

Olde Hazy Gray: It'll save your ass
Posted by: S   2011-08-07 08:06  

#1  Odur de Surabachi: Smells like Victory

Mule!: The time has come

Hazy Gray: If you smell it it's too late

Fore! Smells like par
Posted by: S   2011-08-07 08:05  

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