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Boob-Honking Festival is on in China
2011-08-06
[Straits Times] The Chinese have entered the seventh month of the Lunar calendar, known as the Hungry Ghost month, which began July 31.

This period is considered unlucky for many Chinese as they believe that the ghosts are allowed to return to the human realm as the Hell Gate opens throughout the month. While the Buddhists and Taoists prepare offerings for the homeless ghosts, a minority tribe in China have their own interesting celebration.

The Yi people in Ejia town of Yunnan province, those who are still single, will head to the streets for Breast-Touching Festival on the 14th, 15th and 16th days of the month. On these days, the men are welcome to touch the women's breasts.

Legend has it that the festival began around the Sui Dynasty (AD 581-619) when most of the teenagers of the Yi tribe were forced into the army and died in wars.

The people then carried out prayers to commemorate the dead, and it happened that the ceremony was held in the seventh month. According to the wizards, the dead were unrestful because they had not touched a woman before.

And so, they wanted 10 'pure and untouched' ladies to accompany them in the afterworld. In a move to prevent themselves from being chosen, the single women - aged 15 and above - then asked the men to touch their boobs, and the custom is past down for generations.
Posted by:Fred

#4  Squeeze boobs == Keep ghosts away.

I wonder what drunk girls kissing each other fends off?

I do know that boilermakers do tend to attract beer elves, and bar ferns attract fairies.
Posted by: Anonymoose   2011-08-06 10:46  

#3  I shall have to try that!
Posted by: Bright Pebbles   2011-08-06 05:45  

#2  Reminds me of the winner for this year's Bulwer-Lytton contest, in the "Romance" category:

Winner: Romance

As the dark and mysterious stranger approached, Angela bit her lip anxiously, hoping with every nerve, cell, and fiber of her being that this would be the one man who would understand—who would take her away from all this—and who would not just squeeze her boob and make a loud honking noise, as all the others had.

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Ali Kawashima
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain   2011-08-06 00:38  

#1  PICS, PEOPLE, FTLG PICS!

Oh wait...
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2011-08-06 00:22  

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