Three persons were rubbed out and two others received injuries during a family fight in the Guli Bagh area here on Tuesday, locals and police said."Ever'body run! Uncle Earl's been in the 'shine again!"
They said the accused Firoz Shah and his brothers Syed Anwar Shah, Noor Said Shah, Rahim Shah and Syed Kamal Shah had developed some differences with their maternal uncle Tahir Shah alias Undar Mula over a matrimonial dispute.
"Undar Mula, yew been sniffin' around our wimmin!"
On the day of incident, they said, the accused and their uncle came face to face while on their way to homes and exchanged hot words,
"A curse on yer mustache!"
"Them's fightin' words, Undar!"
which caused the former to open indiscriminate fire killing Tahir Shah, a relative Manan and a passer-by Haleem on the spot.
"'Scuse me, I'm lost! Can you tell me how to get to -- [BANG! BANG! BANGETY BANG!] -- aaaiiieee!"
Two other passers-by also received critical wounds.
"Ow!"
"Ow!"
All the accused beat feet.
"Curly-toed slippers, don't fail me now!"