You have commented 339 times on Rantburg.

Your Name
Your e-mail (optional)
Website (optional)
My Original Nic        Pic-a-Nic        Sorry. Comments have been closed on this article.
Bold Italic Underline Strike Bullet Blockquote Small Big Link Squish Foto Photo
-Lurid Crime Tales-
Woman attacked by toe-biting man
2011-07-09
[Straits Times] A WOMAN in China was attacked by a man who bit her toes. The woman of Dalian in Liaoning province said the man looked about 25 years old and was well dressed.

She said the man chased her as she was climbing the stairs of a residential building and caught her. Then to her surprise, he took off her right shoe and bit two of her toes.

He decamped after the woman kept hitting him with a plastic bottle.

Similar cases have been reported before. Police in Wuhan of Hubei province, once incarcerated a man who licked more than 10 women's feet after robbing them.
Posted by:Fred

#5  "Caught her .... + bit two off of her toes"...

Yokay, I'll bite, so it the masher trying to say her toes were the only worthy part of her body to strike.

DOn't wanna go there.
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2011-07-09 23:14  

#4  Shrimpers. Hard to spot until it's too late.
Posted by: Secret Asian Man   2011-07-09 09:48  

#3  Good thing I finished my coffee before I read that, B.
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2011-07-09 07:37  

#2  And then there is THIS:

Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air, and tells her that her hair smells nice.

After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a Supervisor in the personnel department and asks to file a sexual harassment grievance against him.
The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled, and asks: "What's threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?"

The woman replies, "It's Frank. The midget."

Posted by: Besoeker   2011-07-09 06:52  

#1  Come on now let's be honest, given a shot a tender tootsies, what MonkeyMan wouldn't do the same? Hardweired from birth that way, ask PD.
Posted by: S   2011-07-09 02:43  

00:00