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| Pops sez Hamas dunnit |
| 2011-04-20 |
| Look what dey done to my boy... BETHLEHEM (Ma'an) -- The father of a Jordanian man who died Tuesday during a raid on a building in the Gaza Strip suspected of housing the killers of Italian activist Vittorio Arrigoni says Hamas killed his son. "It does not make sense that he killed himself. Islam forbids that. They killed him," Mohammad Al-Birizit said in Amman, disputing the interior ministry's claim that his son Abdul-Rahman committed suicide. Yeah, well...you know, Islam forbids a lotta things. "My son used to read the Koran, pray and fast Ramadan." Jeez, pops, maybe he shoulda got laid more often. Although, if it was unibrow guy, I can see why he didn't...yeesh! "We do not know what to do now. If we are officially informed of his death, the family will meet to decide," he told the Agence France-Presse news agency. Decide...what? Dire Revenge™? |
| Posted by:tu3031 |
| #2 Read the headline as POPE sez Hamas Dunnit. Let to some interesting streams of thought. |
| Posted by: AlanC 2011-04-20 13:24 |
| #1 When the upper 10% of the men can maintain harems of up to four wives, that means the bottom 30% of the men don't get laid. It's a numbers thing. "Nothing personal you understand, Abdul, you're just a bottom thirty-percenter. Say, why don't you go kill someone or explode yourself instead?" |
| Posted by: Steve White 2011-04-20 13:07 |