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MD GOP party First Vice Chairperson names her cow Oprah
2011-02-22
Storm [a Queen Anne's County blogger] criticized Waterman's naming the cow after the African-American talk show host who has struggled with her weight. Storm say that's "precisely why an enormouse number of Americans view Republicans as racists."
Not at all. It's liberal assumptions and inability to apply anything but their own point of view that makes them view Republicans as racists.
Waterman defends the name. In a response to the Sun she said her children named the family's three cows. Oprah was named for a person they admire. The other two, Ferdinand and Isabella are named after the Spanish monarchs who approved Christopher Columbus's trip to the New World.
Sorta takes the wind out of a lot of liberal sales, don't it?
A spokesman for the Maryland GOP says the state has bigger problems than the naming of a cow.
Shhh! You'll wake the liberals!

And BTW, Oprah is still a cow.
Posted by:gorb

#4  Children, back in the day you could get a "black cow" at the neighborhood soda shop. A similar concoction made with grape soda and orange sherbet, minus the chocolate syrup, was a Purple Cow".

The recipe:
o 10 ounces root beer
o 2 scoops vanilla ice cream
o 1 tablespoon chocolate syrup
o 1 1/2 ounces whipped cream
o maraschino cherries

Place ice cream and syrup in the most elegant soda fountain glass you have. Pour root beer over, garnish with whipped cream and cherry.
Posted by: mom   2011-02-22 18:35  

#3  Fat is not a race.
Posted by: Pollyandrew   2011-02-22 16:20  

#2  I have never seen a purple cow,
I hope to never see one now
But I can tell you any how
I'll rather see one than be one!

(Not to say there aren't any SEIU members who are cows... or at least full of bullsh*t...)
Posted by: CrazyFool   2011-02-22 16:07  

#1  I guess this means there is no such thing as a "black cow" anymore. Do you need to be over 50 to understand what they were?
Posted by: Halliburton - Mysterious Conspiracy Division   2011-02-22 15:54  

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