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Sorcerer to be deported from UAE |
2011-02-11 |
[Emirates 24/7] A court in Khorfakkan ordered the deportation of an Egyptian man after serving three months in jail for practising sorcery, report said on Thursday. A police detective, posing as a patient, went to the sorcerer at his house in Kalba and asked for help to cure him in return for Dh1,200 after reports about his deception of many people, the semi-official Al Ittihad newspaper reported on Thursday. "Once he paid him and the Egyptian started the examination, the detective arrested him," the paper said. A court had earlier sentenced the defendant to six months in jail and deportation but an appeal court Wednesday reduced the prison term. |
Posted by:Fred |
#4 When did Magneto let his hair and beard grow?? |
Posted by: lotp 2011-02-11 20:04 |
#3 Saruman! Well, maybe his cousin.... |
Posted by: Alaska Paul 2011-02-11 11:08 |
#2 Perhaps the sorcerer could work on Obambis birth certificate. |
Posted by: Steven 2011-02-11 10:48 |
#1 The sorcerer obviously needed to learn the magical incantations known as "the legal disclaimer", and the EULA. If he so much as suspected that the guy was a cop, he should have said that while he, the sorcerer, wasn't a sorcerer, he had heard that the local chief of police was a powerful and dangerous sorcerer, the proof of which was that he drank large amounts of coffee or tea at work. |
Posted by: Anonymoose 2011-02-11 09:17 |