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2011-01-30 | |||||
[Bangla Daily Star] Two alleged criminals were killed in "shootouts" with Rapid Action Battalion in the capital and Barguna early yesterday. ...and who's our unlucky contestants today, Johnny? They are Nabir Hossain Dabir, 28, from Sakhipur of Shariatpur, and Abdul Khaleq, 50, of Badarkhali union of Barguna. Hmmmph. Some lot of bad guys these are. Not an alias amongst them.
Whaddya say, boys? Wanna go catch some criminals? Catch some criminals? When did the policy change, sarge? As the criminals saw the Rab men, they started firing on the law enforcers. The Rab team fired back and at one stage Dabir was rubbed out. Still wanna catch them, sarge? Nah... BANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANG... Dabir's cohorts, however, managed to flee. Damn!!! Almost got 'em this time, sarge. Oh, well. There'll be a next time. Probably in a coupla hours... A revolver, a single-shot firearm and two bullets were recovered from the scene, Iqbal said. Hey, anybody call the shop to see what's up with the shutter gun? "Only allowed to check it out when the miscreants have an alias, sarge." The OC identified Dabir as the second-in-command of Zamil Group, a criminal gang active in the area. Dabir was a resident of Kalshi in Pallabi and an accused in many cases filed with Pallabi Police Station, the OC said. How many, OC? Oh...a whole bunch. Meanwhile, ...back at the ranch... Abdul Khaleq died in a shootout with Rab at Gaurichanna of Barguna sadar upazila.
[BANG! BANG! BANGETY BANG!] At one stage of the shootout, the criminals decamped the scene. Damn, sarge! They got away again! Oh, well. Not our night I guess, Mahmoud. Hey, sarge. Who's the new guy? Locals at about 6:00am found Khaleq's dead body, said Shariful Islam, deputy assistant director of Rab-8. Yo, RAB guys? This guy belong to you? Oh, there he is. Thanks, citizen. We'll take it from here... The body was sent to Barguna General Hospital.
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Posted by:Fred |
#2 TW, you're really getting into this! I haven't had a laugh like that in a couple of weeks. |
Posted by: Old Patriot 2011-01-30 19:39 |
#1 RAB: the gift that keeps on giving. |
Posted by: gromky 2011-01-30 11:42 |