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-Lurid Crime Tales-
All Your Sharpie Belong to Us!
2010-12-23
A 13-year-old boy was arrested Friday for using a permanent marker while in class at his Oklahoma City middle school, a violation of an obscure city ordinance.
We have to make an example and nip these young hooligans in the bud!
According to an Oklahoma City Police Department report, the boy was spotted "in possession of a permanent marker" by Roosevelt Middle School teacher DeLynn Woodside. The 50-year-old educator told cop Miguel Campos that the student was "writing on a piece of paper, which caused it to bleed over onto the desk."
At least he wasn't writing on the desk.
Woodside reported that the child, whose name was redacted by police from the report, attempted to hide the marker when she asked him for it.
Campos reported that he allowed Woodside, a seventh grade math teacher, to "sign a citation" against the boy, who was then transported to the Community Intervention Center, a juvenile holding facility. A police sergeant subsequently "booked the marker into the property room."
It's much easier to have him arrested and hauled off to jail than it is to educate him.
A police spokesman referred to the student's bust as a "citizen's arrest" effectuated by Woodside.
Gomer Pyle:, "Citizen's arrest! Citizen's Arrest!"
The marker ban--which apparently is aimed at curbing graffiti--stems from a city ordinance making it illegal to possess spray paint or a permanent marker on private property (without the owner's permission).
Since when is a school private property?
If the police have the time to respond to calls like this, then the town has too many police officers. Cut the police budget appropriately and return the savings to the taxpayer.
Posted by:Deacon Blues

#12  In the good old days, the kid would have been sent to the principal's office for a stern talking to. At my (parochial) school, just the threat of being sent to the principal was enough to put the fear of G*d in you.
Posted by: Rambler in Virginia   2010-12-23 22:33  

#11  yet another reminder of why we homeschool.
Posted by: abu do you love   2010-12-23 20:49  

#10  tu3031 - I have to agree with you...
Posted by: Water Modem   2010-12-23 20:16  

#9  Picture of the "educator" at the link.
Kid's lucky it wasn't a doughnut. He probably woulda lost a coupla fingers...
Posted by: tu3031   2010-12-23 18:00  

#8  What lesson do you think the 13 year old will take away from this?

Whatever his buddies and abusers in Juvie teach him.
Posted by: gorb   2010-12-23 17:53  

#7  What lesson do you think the 13 year old will take away from this?

Don't trust authority to act responsibly.
Posted by: flash91   2010-12-23 14:30  

#6  Cut the teacher too.
Posted by: Javins3089   2010-12-23 11:36  

#5  Permanent? Not even. Nail Polish Remover (acetone) takes it right off.
Posted by: Iblis   2010-12-23 11:18  

#4  Good freakin' crap on a shingle.

"...attempted to hide the marker when she asked him for it."

Now that I'm retired I sub at a couple of middle schools, THIS IS NORMAL 7TH GRADE BEHAVIOR!!!!!!

You stand there till they cough up the contraban and then go on with the day. If absolutely necessary (repeat offender) you give them a dention.

This teacher is obviously incompetent at controlling a middle school class and should be fired immediately.
Posted by: Alan Cramer   2010-12-23 11:00  

#3  The adults should have used some common sense. There is more to this story and me-thinks the teacher is a tool.
Posted by: rjschwarz   2010-12-23 09:58  

#2  So how did Teach know it was a permanent marker? Some are washable, and I ain't sure about the White Board kind.

I guess the Kid's trial will have to employ experts on markers...
Posted by: Bobby   2010-12-23 07:56  

#1  If the kid had been using a pencil, they'da nicked him for possessing a deadly weapon.
Posted by: Anguper Hupomosing9418   2010-12-23 02:54  

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