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| UN 'to appoint space ambassador to greet alien visitors' |
| 2010-09-26 |
| A space ambassador could be appointed by the United Nations to act as the first point of contact for aliens trying to communicate with Earth. |
| Posted by:tipper |
| #17 D *** NGED TIME TRAVEL TOURISTS + "RIGEL UNIVERSITY" SPRING BREAKERS! |
| Posted by: JosephMendiola 2010-09-26 21:17 |
| #16 Both UN and aliens have a mutual interest: "To serve man". |
| Posted by: twobyfour 2010-09-26 19:41 |
| #15 aliens fear black holes |
| Posted by: Frank G 2010-09-26 16:18 |
| #14 How about Barney Frank? He's never been opposed to anal probes. |
| Posted by: whitecollar redneck 2010-09-26 16:05 |
| #13 If the aliens are like those from "Independence Day", we WANT them to think the UN is our leadership. |
| Posted by: Shieldwolf 2010-09-26 14:30 |
| #12 And who, exactly made the United Nitwits the offical representives of earth? Aliens who landed on earth and asked: “Take me to your leader” would be directed to Mrs Othman. Its 'Leader' not 'Bureaucrat" ... Which would leave Obama out on both counts.... |
| Posted by: CrazyFool 2010-09-26 14:19 |
| #11 I nominate Stephen Colbert. They deserve nothing less. |
| Posted by: Besoeker 2010-09-26 12:49 |
| #10 |
| Posted by: Mizzou Mafia 2010-09-26 12:08 |
| #9 And if the alien happens first on a a Saudi woman covered in black from top to bottom in 103 degrees, he'll probably says, "On second thought, I really don't need to see your leader." |
| Posted by: HammerHead 2010-09-26 11:15 |
| #8 yours was better though. Seriously - when is the US going to cease and desist funding that parasitic organisation? |
| Posted by: anon1 2010-09-26 10:43 |
| #7 I suggest we wait until we know that the aliens are coming, then use whatever Hollywood starlet or pop music performer is having her 15 minutes of fame at the time. |
| Posted by: Anonymoose 2010-09-26 10:43 |
| #6 DarthVader you ruined my joke!! I was going to say... the aliens have been. They couldn't find intelligent life so they left already but you beat me to a similar.... |
| Posted by: anon1 2010-09-26 10:42 |
| #5 I thought Kucinich was an alien. |
| Posted by: Grunter 2010-09-26 10:28 |
| #4 If it's Kucinich, they'll vaporize us about ten minutes after they meet him. |
| Posted by: tu3031 2010-09-26 10:19 |
| #3 I thought this was Kucinich's job |
| Posted by: Beavis 2010-09-26 10:17 |
| #2 I'd have appointed Bubba Clinton. He'd be motivated as I don't think he's ever had an outer space babe. |
| Posted by: tu3031 2010-09-26 10:00 |
| #1 That will convince the aliens there isn't any intelligent life on this planet. |
| Posted by: DarthVader 2010-09-26 09:54 |