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| Former DPS board president Otis Mathis arraigned in lewd behavior case |
| 2010-07-07 |
| Former Detroit Public School Board President Otis Mathis III was released on a $50,000 personal bond but was ordered to surrender his passport and told he could not travel outside Michigan. Bad news: You can travel outside of Michigan without a passport, at least for now... Mathis, 55, faces charges that he fondled himself during a June 16 meeting with the former DPS superintendent. "A-yup. He wuz a stretchin' his pee-pee!" Magistrate Renee McDuffee of Detroit's 36th District Court also ordered him to have no contact with former DPS Superintendent Teresa Gueyser, the DPS school board or any school-aged children. "And keep yer distance from livestock, too!" Defense attorney Odie Uddyback That's gotta be an assumed name... vigorously objected to the implication of her order not to have any contact with children. Uddyback pointed out that there were no children involved in the allegations against Mathis. "Nor were there any livestock! Though there was a sea bass... But it was longer than 36 inches!" But the magistrate let the order stand. "We have pictures of the liverwurst!" The onetime Wayne County commissioner and substitute teacher is charged with misconduct in office, a felony that carries a sentence of up to five years in prison, and an obscene conduct charge, a misdemeanor that carries a penalty of up to 90 days in jail. "90 days and no fishing for a year!" He will return to court on July 30. Neither Mathis nor his attorney had any comment as they exited the court together. "I ain't sayin' nuttin' widdout me mout'piece!" "I'm his mout'piece and I ain't sayin' nuttin'!" Mathis allegedly unzipped his fly during a June 16 meeting with Teresa Gueyser, who also told the school board that other times, he'd touched himself while meeting with her, according to investigators. "Oh, Ms. Geyser! You make me feel like a... a..." "Look out! Ewwwwwwww! Put that thing away! And clean that up!"" Mathis, who turned himself in to police on Friday, resigned from the board and then tried to get his job back. He was elected to the school board three years ago. "How 'bout dat? I won the erection!" "That's election, dumbass! And get yer hands outta yer lap. You'll go crazy!" |
| Posted by:Fred |
| #4 Another proud graduate of Bill and Al's School of Leadership. |
| Posted by: ed 2010-07-07 19:50 |
| #3 This one goes out to Otis in Deeetroit city... |
| Posted by: tu3031 2010-07-07 19:33 |
| #2 You'll go crazy or blind. |
| Posted by: lotp 2010-07-07 18:20 |
| #1 "release the shakra!" oops, wrong perv |
| Posted by: Frank G 2010-07-07 18:18 |