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Home Front: Politix
Holder hasn't read Arizona law he criticized
2010-05-14
Attorney General Eric H. Holder Jr., who has been critical of Arizona's new immigration law, said Thursday he hasn't yet read the law and is going by what he's read in newspapers or seen on television.

Mr. Holder is conducting a review of the law, at President Obama's request, to see if the federal government should challenge it in court. He said he expects he will read the law by the time his staff briefs him on their conclusions.

"I've just expressed concerns on the basis of what I've heard about the law. But I'm not in a position to say at this point, not having read the law, not having had the chance to interact with people are doing the review, exactly what my position is," Mr. Holder told the House Judiciary Committee.

This weekend Mr. Holder told NBC's "Meet the Press" program that the Arizona law "has the possibility of leading to racial profiling." He had earlier called the law's passage "unfortunate," and questioned whether the law was unconstitutional because it tried to assume powers that may be reserved for the federal government.

Rep. Ted Poe, who had questioned Mr. Holder about the law, wondered how he could have those opinions if he hadn't yet read the legislation.

"It's hard for me to understand how you would have concerns about something being unconstitutional if you haven't even read the law," the Texas Republican told the attorney general.

The Arizona law's backers argue that it doesn't go beyond what federal law already allows, and they say press reports have distorted the legislation. They point to provisions in the law that specifically rule out racial profiling as proof that it can be implemented without conflicting with civil rights.

But critics said giving police the power to stop those they suspect are in the country illegally is bound to lead to profiling.

Mr. Holder said he expects the Justice and Homeland Security departments will finish their review of the Arizona law soon.
Posted by:gorb

#19  Excellent Besoeker.

Yes this deserves to be in the classics!

Posted by: CrazyFool   2010-05-14 21:29  

#18  Besoeker---That was a masterpiece!!!!!!!

Mods---Please put this in the Rantburg Classics, at least I vote for it!
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2010-05-14 20:47  

#17  Thats a classic! Thank you for the laugh!
Posted by: 49 Pan   2010-05-14 19:26  

#16  One of your best Besoeker, thanks for sharing.
Posted by: Flapper Scourge of the Algonquins4926   2010-05-14 18:54  

#15  We tried to warn the head bangers for their own good about those virgins, but the know-it-alls insist that some 7 century book has all the answers. This from a book that didn't even know about toilet paper when they were staring right at some.
Posted by: ed   2010-05-14 18:25  

#14  Brilliant, Besoeker. Absolutely brilliant!
Posted by: Swanimote   2010-05-14 18:06  

#13  In other news:

Muslim suicide bombers in Britain are set to begin a three-day strike on Monday in a dispute over the number of virgins they are entitled to in the afterlife. Emergency talks with Al Qaeda have so far failed to produce an agreement.

The unrest began last Tuesday when Al Qaeda announced that the number of virgins a suicide bomberwould receive after his death will be cut by 25% this May from 72 to only 54. The rationale for the cut was the increase in recent years of the number of suicide bombings and a subsequent shortage of virgins in the afterlife.

The suicide bombers' union, the British Organization of Occupational Martyrs, (B.O.O.M.), responded with a statement that this was unacceptable to its members and immediately balloted for strike action.

General Secretary Abdullah Amir told the press, "Our members are literally working themselves to death in the cause of Jihad. We don't ask for much in return but to be treated like this is like a kick in the teeth."

Speaking from his shed in Tipton in the West Midlands in which he currently resides, Al Qaeda chief executive Osama bin Laden explained, "We sympathize with our workers' concerns but Al Qaeda is simply not in a position to meet their demands. They are not accepting the realities of modern-day Jihadin a competitive marketplace".

"Thanks to Western depravity, there is now a chronic shortage of virgins in the afterlife. It's a straight choice between reducing expenditure and laying people off. I don't like cutting pension benefits, but I'd hate to have to tell 3,000 of my staff that they won't be able to blow themselves up."

Spokespersons for the union in the Northeast of England, Ireland, Wales and the entire Australian continent stated that the strike would not affect their operations as "There are no virgins in our areas anyway".

A strike may not be necessary, however, as the number of suicide bombings has been decreasing lately. This has been attributed to the emergence of the Scottish singing star, Susan Boyle. Now that Muslims know what a virgin looks like, they are not so keen on going to paradise.

Posted by: Besoeker   2010-05-14 17:38  

#12  "feel free to add your own"

All of the above, Swanimote. ;-p
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2010-05-14 16:55  

#11  Section 1. Intent

The legislature finds that there is compelling interest in the cooperative enforcement of federal immigration laws throughout all of Arizona.


First sentence, first paragraph.
Posted by: 49 Pan   2010-05-14 16:18  

#10  It's agreed the man is an idiot. it only remains to name exactly what kind of idiot: utter, complete, flaming, f***ing... feel free to add your own.
Posted by: Swanimote   2010-05-14 16:16  

#9  Eric Holder is truly D.C. leadership by example...
Posted by: Broadhead6   2010-05-14 13:59  

#8  You must remember he's walking a tightrope, His Boss (Obama) IS Muslim.
Posted by: Redneck Jim   2010-05-14 12:43  

#7  Uncle Jimbo at Blackfive stomps down Holder in a video. Check it out. Note: language not fit for public schools, heh.

Posted by: Alaska Paul   2010-05-14 11:32  

#6  Memo: Keep Blondie's lecture to Mr. Holder framed on my wall.

Priceless!
Posted by: Mullah Richard   2010-05-14 08:18  

#5  Mr Holder, it's like this.

They had to pass it so you could see what's in parts of the US Code regarding legal immigrants, a section that an important man named FDR passed long before you were born. (We know that FDR was important because he's on the dime. Yep, those bright, shiny little coins that you like so much! Uh, no...he's on the other side. I don't know what that funky thing is either, but it's not a head. Are you being silly again, Eric? You are so funny, and it's not even tickle time!)

It's sort of like your refrigerator. The important thing is that the light comes on when you open the door and your juice boxes stay cold. You don't need to worry about all those curly wiry things in the back.

That's it for story time. Now sit down like a good little man, drink your yummy juice, and don't steal the crayons from Joey Biden. That makes him cry. Take turns and share, or it's time out for you. Got it?
Posted by: Cornsilk Blondie   2010-05-14 07:02  

#4  His heart. His soul.

Or, those are optional?
Posted by: Bobby   2010-05-14 06:24  

#3  He doesn't have to read---he knows it in his gut.
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2010-05-14 04:43  

#2  anyone particularly surprised? fer crissakes, it is Washington, they don't even read the laws they pass themselves.
Posted by: abu do you love   2010-05-14 00:58  

#1  Holseris a moron and a puppet, may he rot in hell.
Posted by: 49 Pan   2010-05-14 00:28  

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