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| Suggestion for POTUS annual checkup: Do a Brain Scan |
| 2010-04-27 |
 Sorry, someone will have to translate. My latin is weak.On a more serious front, I sincerely hope that when the president goes in for his annual check-up, the doctors at Bethesda will do a brain scan. Surely something must be terribly wrong with a man who seems to be far more concerned with a Jew building a house in Israel than with Muslims building a nuclear bomb in Iran. |
| Posted by:gorb |
| #10 sorry, chronic highlighting busted the link here it is |
| Posted by: Frank G 2010-04-27 19:18 |
| #9 Iowahawk tops it: Medical Leave for MSNBC's Olbermann? NEW YORK -- Denying that it had anything to do with a dustup over a reported inter-network feud with Donnie Deutsch, an MSNBC News spokesman today said that 'Countdown' host Keith Olbermann will miss two episodes of the nightly program due to a "routine colonoscopy." "We apologized to the dozens of Keith's fans and viewers who are disappointed," said the spokesman. The timing of the announcement prompted speculation among media and medical analysts. "In Keith Olbermann's case, I'm just not sure how routine a colonoscopy could be," said Dr. Steven Silverberg, a health analyst for Iowahawk News. "The real challenge for the proctologist will be to determine where the asshole stops and the Olbermann begins." |
| Posted by: Frank G 2010-04-27 19:17 |
| #8 This just in: doctors checked Joe Biden's brain. They found nothing. |
| Posted by: Rambler in Virginia 2010-04-27 17:15 |
| #7 Check for a Goa'uld symbiote while you're at it. |
| Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain 2010-04-27 11:43 |
| #6 sign him up for a rectal crainectomy (hope i spelled that right) |
| Posted by: abu do you love 2010-04-27 09:28 |
| #5 without rate projections biological non frequency points [url=http://www.pcworld.com]news estimates[/url] http://www.mtholyoke.edu |
| Posted by: laquishadu 2010-04-27 08:05 |
| #4 Caput tuum In Ano Est = Head in one's arss. |
| Posted by: Besoeker 2010-04-27 07:52 |
| #3 The brain is almost certainly fine- it is what is IN IT that is the problem... that doesn't show up on an MRI- what instrument do they use again to check for a problem with one's psyche? |
| Posted by: Free Radical 2010-04-27 06:55 |
| #2 I'm shocked. |
| Posted by: gorb 2010-04-27 03:24 |
| #1 translation = yer head's up yer arse |
| Posted by: lex 2010-04-27 02:52 |