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James Brown's body is 'missing from its crypt'
2010-03-12
But John Brown's body is a-moulderin' in the grave.
James Brown's daughter has claimed the singer's body has gone missing from its crypt. LaRhonda Pettit, 48, alleges the body of Brown, who died in December 2006 aged 73, is being hidden to prevent a full autopsy being carried out. Ms Pettit said the official cause of death, which was said to be a heart attack brought by pneumonia, is not the real reason behind the Godfather of Soul's passing.
Posted by:Fred

#11   Even now, I betcha he feels good!!

although, he probably does not smell too good.
Posted by: Beldar Threreling9726   2010-03-12 22:16  

#10  Even now, I betcha he feels good!!
Posted by: GORT   2010-03-12 20:19  

#9  
Posted by: tu3031   2010-03-12 18:44  

#8  "John Brown's body is a'moldin' in the grave" > AAAWWWWW, I wanted to say it.

On a serious note, sounds like someone or some persons want 15 minutes of fame by temporarily stealing a CELEBRITY CORPSE???
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2010-03-12 18:43  

#7  Just couldn't stop dancing.
Posted by: JohnQC   2010-03-12 16:46  

#6  
Get up!
Get on up
Get up-a!
Get on up
Maceo! Take me to da bridge!
Posted by: Parabellum   2010-03-12 15:44  

#5  Come here sister...Papa's outta the crypt
He's only mostly dead...and now he's takin' a trip
He sure is brave--
Papa's got a brand new grave
Posted by: Mike   2010-03-12 15:01  

#4  Still the hardest working man in show bizness. He can't stay still
Posted by: Frank G   2010-03-12 14:41  

#3  I'm thinking "Funky Zombie".

"MUHABNEOTSSSHHHH!"

"What'd he just say?"

"I think he said 'Trains', or something like that. I don't know. He mumbles."
Posted by: Anonymoose   2010-03-12 13:39  

#2  Somehow I doubt he was Raised.
Posted by: Glenmore   2010-03-12 13:20  

#1  I just can't stand myself.
Posted by: James Brown   2010-03-12 12:41  

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