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Pr0no Snow Woman Overheats in NJ
2010-03-04
MYFOXNY.COM - Police told a Rahway, New Jersey family to cover their nude snow woman after an anonymous complaint.

Maria Conneran's family sculpted Venus de Milo in last week's snow outside their home on Colonia Boulevard. Gonzalez says Sgt. Dominick Sforza was apologetic when he went to the house and asked the family to dress the snow woman.

The family added a green bikini top and a blue sarong bottom.

The snow woman melted as the temperatures warmed up this week.
Posted by:Glenmore

#3  Their son Calvin is very unhappy.
Posted by: Eric Jablow   2010-03-04 20:09  

#2  Don't forget hiding the banana's and covering the tomatoes and kiwi fruit. And don't even mention the she-goats....
Posted by: CrazyFool   2010-03-04 15:01  

#1  Hopefully they keep uniforms on the K9 Unit.

Posted by: Skunky Glins****   2010-03-04 14:36  

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