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| -Short Attention Span Theater- |
| Bo the First Dog drafts the State of the Union address |
| 2010-01-27 |
| "Bo Obama" @ Andrew Breitbart's "Big Journalism" "Let's face it," said Rahm, "when we've lost David Gregory, who's next? Oprah?" He jabbed a finger at Barry. "Time to bust some heads. You stand up at the State of the Union and start naming names, all the folks who have let you down, who have let America down--" "I think a more... nuanced approach is required,," said Axelrod, digging into a box of peanut brittle that John McCain had sent over. "You stand up at the State of the Union, acknowledge the applause, maybe flirt a little with Pelosi, and then you say, `I get it, Mr. and Mrs. John Q. Citizen. I understand why you keep rejecting everyone I campaign for. I'm doing all the right things, all the good and just things, but I've moved too fast--" "Yeah, I've moved too fast for you iceberg lettuce eating, community college morons to keep up with," said Barry. "I should have explained things in one-syllable words. Maybe put up some graphs--" "Um, that might be a bit too confrontational," said Axelrod, peanut brittle crumbs quivering in his moustache. "The main point you should stress is that you have heard their voices, and you intend to do better. Of course, you haven't and you won't, but it sounds good. I can send out a blast-memo to the usual stooges at the networks." "I don't like the idea of admitting that I was wrong," said Barry. "You're not really admitting--" "If I say I intend to do better, that implies I haven't achieved perfection," said Barry. I barked. Barry patted my head. "See, Bo understands Euclidean Logic. Bo doesn't like your non-confrontational approach." I barked again. "Done deal," said Barry. "No backing down. No wee wee."... Go read it all. Good doggie! |
| Posted by:Mike |
| #2 Big deal. My cat could write a better SOTU speech than Bambi's minions. Good dog indeed. |
| Posted by: Barbara Skolaut 2010-01-27 22:28 |
| #1 Uh, uh, D *** NG IT I KNEW IT!? Gut nuthin. D *** NG thats twice in one AM! |
| Posted by: JosephMendiola 2010-01-27 17:55 |