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| 'Crime lord's' fake penis falls off in raid |
| 2010-01-10 |
| SOUTH African police caught more than they expected in a Cape Town drug raid when a strap-on dildo fell off a suspected crime lord during a search, the Sunday Times reported. Fat Murphy, feared on the streets of Cape Town's notorious Cape Flats suburb, told a court that he is a hermaphrodite who holds male and female identity documents - one under the name Fadwaan, the other under Hilary. Police and a tearful Murphy recounted the saga during a bail hearing for Murphy's charges of possession of stolen property, which come on top of earlier charges of kidnapping and intimidation, the paper said. "I had a vagina that could not be penetrated. But I also had male organs, testes. But I always knew I was really a man and that was what I wanted to be," he told the court, according to the newspaper. "God created me with both sexual organs. It was God's decision, not mine." Murphy has been married twice - his second wife's name is tattooed on his arm. He said received his male identity documents after undergoing surgery to remove his female organs when he was in his teens, the paper said. Police say Murphy offered them 9,100 rand ($1300) not to search him during the raid. Police said they were investigating how Murphy obtained his male identity documents, saying they found no records of him undergoing sex change surgery. Murphy was released on 300 rand ($43) bail. |
| Posted by:tipper |
| #9 First "Fruit of the Loon" and the pantybomber, now this. Reality's getting hard to handle. Maybe I should watch more TV... |
| Posted by: lex 2010-01-10 23:33 |
| #8 My condolence to Hilarys everywhere. |
| Posted by: Skunky Glins**** 2010-01-10 17:27 |
| #7 There's gotta be one good joke (at least) in here that combines Hilary and a strap-on together.....and the dreaded 'unpenetrable vagina.' Maybe Bill could use that line sometime???? |
| Posted by: USN, Ret. 2010-01-10 16:40 |
| #6 Derek Smalls to the white courtesy phone..... |
| Posted by: Cornsilk Blondie 2010-01-10 15:08 |
| #5 Yup, remember the joke "Wait three days, fall off by itself"(Fake Chinese accent) |
| Posted by: Redneck Jim 2010-01-10 13:51 |
| #4 Besoeker: That was back in the days when infections of Hong Kong Dong were still common. |
| Posted by: Anonymoose 2010-01-10 10:34 |
| #3 Murphy's Law in action. |
| Posted by: Grunter 2010-01-10 10:34 |
| #2 Murphy's charges of possession of stolen property, which come on top of earlier charges of kidnapping and intimidation, the paper said. Don't care what's in his/her pants. Them's the charges. For the arresting cops, Kodak - the gift that keeps on giving. They're still laughing this one off. |
| Posted by: Solomon Glulet1502 2010-01-10 09:21 |
| #1 My grandfather warned me of this. "Run around with with the wrong crowd and your **** will fall off." |
| Posted by: Besoeker 2010-01-10 09:19 |