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YJCMTSU - Govt To Ban P*rn During Pandemic To Save Wall Street
2009-10-30
The US government has issued a new report that recommends blocking access to popular websites during a pandemic outbreak in order to preserve internet bandwidth for investors, day traders and securities clearing house operations. The concern is that a pandemic would cause too many people to stay at home and download YouTube videos and p*rn, hogging all the internet bandwidth and blocking throughput for investment activities, thereby causing a stock market meltdown.

This isn't an April Fool's joke. It's all based on a public report issued by the Government Accounting Office (GAO), available from their website. This report in question is entitled, "GAO Report to Congressional Requesters, INFLUENZA PANDEMIC" and includes this subtitle: Key Securities Market Participants Are Making Progress, but Agencies Could Do More to Address Potential Internet Congestion and Encourage Readiness.

In a severe pandemic, governments may close schools, shut down public transportation systems, and ban public gatherings such as concerts or sporting events. In such scenarios, many more people than usual may be at home during the day, and Internet use in residential neighborhoods could increase significantly as a result of people seeking news, entertainment, or social contact from home computers. Concerns have been raised that this additional traffic could lead to congestion on the Internet that would significantly affect businesses in local neighborhoods, such as small doctors' offices or business employees attempting to telework by connecting to their employers' enterprise networks.


So where, exactly, are people getting video downloads? The most popular non-p*rn video destinations today are MySpaceTV.com, YouTube.com, LiveLeak.com, Yahoo Video and Hulu.com. But as it turns out, even these highly popular websites may not account for most internet traffic.

According to this TechRepublic post, the majority of internet traffic is actually P2P traffic. Anywhere from 49 to 89 percent of all internet traffic reportedly falls into this category.
Posted by: Anonymoose

#7  Most military installations have pandemic plans that include telework by civilian employees. So do a lot of other employers.

And although it's not discussed much, a bioterror attack at multiple simultaneous sites could well end up triggering those same plans.
Posted by: lotp   2009-10-30 22:20  

#6  Wallstreet somehow got along before the internet.
Posted by: rjschwarz   2009-10-30 21:13  

#5  Compare wid WAFF > EUROPE PLANS [MASSIVE SURVEILLANCE/Orwellian] PANOPTICON, as based on US NSA's "ECHELON" project.

ALL SURVEILLANCE, ALL EUROPE, ALL THE TIME EVERY TIME...???
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2009-10-30 19:20  

#4  That's why I've been d'ling all mine to 500Gbyte desktype Hard (sic) drives just in case of a "rainy day!" I hope I've saved enough!
Posted by: AlmostAnonymous5839   2009-10-30 15:31  

#3  What???? This is an outrage!!!! It can't be, it just can't be. Painful, messy death from swine flu will be a sweet release from that hell on earth, hurry up and let me go already... remember, folks, Pr0n will carry you through days of no money better than money will carry you through days of no Pr0n.

the majority of internet traffic is actually P2P traffic
Sorry about that, dudes, but I just need to try and fill that big empty void inside of me, and P2P is good for that, easier than say getting off my fat ass and trying to find some meaning to my life or something.
Posted by: anonymous5089   2009-10-30 14:24  

#2  I wonder why they would block youtube? It can't possibly be because the administration is so effectively exposed/mocked there?
Posted by: whitecollar redneck   2009-10-30 13:03  

#1  They are preparing the way.
Posted by: Richard of Oregon   2009-10-30 12:23  

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