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Britain
Fayed eyes 'president of Scotland' role
2009-10-25
Would president be functionally an elected Scottish king? I guess that way he'd have a new answer to the age-old question, who died and made you king?
MOHAMED Al Fayed, owner of plush London emporium Harrods, told The Sunday Times newspaper he was ready to become the first president of an independent Scotland.

The Egyptian tycoon, 80, who owns an estate in the Scottish Highlands, said he was urging his "fellow Scots" to detach themselves from "the English and their terrible politicians".

Fayed, who has been repeatedly refused a British passport, said he hoped to be offered Scottish citizenship if a planned referendum on Scottish independence leads to Scotland leaving the United Kingdom - and then becoming a republic.

"You Scots have been living in a coma for too long," he told the broadsheet. "Whatever help is needed for Scotland to regain its independence, I will provide it. When you Scots regain your freedom I'm ready to be your president."

The Scottish National Party, in power in the devolved Edinburgh administration, is committed to holding a referendum on independence.

However, Fayed is not impressed with Scotland's First Minister Alex Salmond, the SNP leader. "I will do anything for Scotland but I don't want this Alex Salmond," he said. "I asked to meet him but he refused. I wanted to give him some help and advice, but he didn't want to know.

"I believe in Scotland but he still won't see me."

The Fulham Football Club owner is the father of Dodi Fayed, the lover of Diana, princess of Wales, who was killed in the same 1997 Paris car crash.

No fan of the royal family, Fayed has long alleged that the couple were killed in an establishment plot involving Queen Elizabeth II's husband Prince Philip.
Posted by:tipper

#12  HMMMMM, HMMMM, does this include the Pacific island(s) formerly known as "NEW SCOTLAND" on old maritme maps???
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2009-10-25 20:33  

#11  Robbie McFayed. Fixed.
Posted by: Skunky Glins****   2009-10-25 17:43  

#10  I think he was inspired by a movie.
Posted by: Mike N.   2009-10-25 17:25  

#9  "You come to Glasgow, we break your heid".
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2009-10-25 15:23  

#8  I, for one, am touched that he is willing to take time out to deign to be their ruler. He's a true prince among men.

(I'd still like to see him earn it in a "rage in the cage" against Sean Connery, though...)
Posted by: Cornsilk Blondie   2009-10-25 14:09  

#7  Heh the new flyer of Scotland.
Posted by: .5MT   2009-10-25 13:25  

#6  I thought Idi Amin was the King of Scotland.
Posted by: SteveS   2009-10-25 10:00  

#5  Dear Mr. Al Fayed, can you not hear it's call? The Pont de l'Alma bridge tunnel beckons you.
Posted by: Besoeker    2009-10-25 09:14  

#4  Will be soon.
Posted by: Nimble Spemble   2009-10-25 09:11  

#3  MOHAMED Al Fayed, just a "typical Scottish name"
Posted by: Frank G   2009-10-25 09:06  

#2  Because I'm sure egyptians would be just DELIGHTED if an obnoxious scot, who's very critical of their institutions and accuse them of basically being thugs and killers, declared himself ready to become the president of any large given egyptian area.

Yeah, that would fly well.

But, since the UK (and the West in general) are Multicultural™ and Diverse™, they just have to swallow that. Hurm.
Posted by: anonymous5089   2009-10-25 08:40  

#1  "...urging his 'fellow Scots' to detach themselves from 'the English and their terrible politicians'"

Hahahahahahahahaaaaaa! Good one! Even the Scots won't buy that sort of nationalistic crap: 1) he's not Scottish, and 2) those "terrible politicians" in London are mostly Scots in exile. He's right about them being terrible though.
Posted by: Bulldog   2009-10-25 08:04  

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