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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Idiot of the Day
2009-10-20
A Vermont man is behind bars after police say he stabbed his son with a corkscrew over a clogged toilet.

Nazeih Hammouri, 53, of Vershire, faces a first-degree assault charge in connection with the Monday morning stabbing.

Vermont State Police said they were called to Hammouri's home on Parker Road just after midnight and their investigation revealed Hammouri had stabbed his 19-year-old son in the stomach after an argument over a clogged toilet.
Why didn't you unclog it?
I couldn't find the plunger!
Well, use this instead.
I don't want to use a corkscrew, that's what the plunger is for!

Police said Hammouri was drinking. He is being held on $15,000 bail and is scheduled to appear in Orange County Court Monday afternoon.
Don't let him near the gavel!
Posted by:gorb

#6  "for snakebites and such"
Posted by: Frank G   2009-10-20 21:18  

#5  "What's a corkscrew doing in a proper Muslim home?"

What's liquor doing in a proper moslem home?
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2009-10-20 20:51  

#4  What's a corkscrew doing in a proper Muslim home?
Posted by: gromky   2009-10-20 20:41  

#3  Vermont....why is it always Vermont?
Posted by: Besoeker   2009-10-20 19:19  

#2  "When every problem in the world looks like a nail stuck cork to you..."
Posted by: Frank G   2009-10-20 19:06  

#1  "Police said Hammouri was drinking."

No, really?

I never would have guessed....
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2009-10-20 18:54  

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